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We are now about to land

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in the world-famous city
of Los Angeles.

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Its name, translated
from the ancient Spanish,

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means "city of the angels."

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It is also the home

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of the American
motion-picture industry.

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"The city is of night,"

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"perchance of death."

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20,000 people arrive here
to settle every week.

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"They leave all hope behind
who enter here."

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"Once certitude
while saying they cannot leave,"

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"one anodyne for torture
and despair..."

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"The certitude of death."

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There, there.
I'll get it, then.

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Would you look after
my little girl, please?

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Just for a moment.

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But, uh...

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Uh, madam?

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Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

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That's all right.
That's all right.

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That's all right.
Mum will be right back.

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Mum will be right back.
Mum will be right back.

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Kindly fasten your seat belts

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and refrain from smoking, please.

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Here. sit.
Sit down.

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<i>♪ O beautiful ♪</i>

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<i>♪ For spacious skies ♪</i>

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<i>♪ For Amber waves of grain ♪</i>

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<i>♪ For purple mountains
majesties ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Above the fruited plain ♪</i>

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<i>♪ America ♪</i>

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<i>♪ America ♪</i>

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<i>♪ God shed his grace on thee ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And crown thy good ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With brotherhood ♪</i>

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<i>♪ From sea to shining sea ♪</i>

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<i>♪ O beautiful ♪</i>

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<i>♪ For patriot dream ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That sees
beyond the years ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Thine
alabaster cities gleam ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Undimmed
by human tears ♪</i>

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<i>♪ America ♪</i>

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<i>♪ America ♪</i>

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<i>♪ God shed his grace on thee ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And crown thy good ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With brotherhood ♪</i>

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<i>♪ From sea to shining sea ♪</i>

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Welcome back to the USA, sir.

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Right through that door there.

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Thank you.

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Your passport, please.

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Oh.

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Whew!

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"Dennis Barlow.
Profession..."

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A.I.D., huh?

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Yes. artificial
insemination donor.

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It's just a job
I had for a while.

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Actually, I'm a poet.

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Poet? an English poet?

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Well, yes, I am English.

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One of them beatnik poets, huh?

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A beatnik? No. No,
I'm not a beatnik.

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You got one of them Beatle haircuts,
though, haven't you?

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A Beatle haircut?
No, I don't...

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It's an ordinary...
English haircut.

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Just what do you do
for a living, Mr. Barton?

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Uh, Barlow, sir.

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I haven't decided on anything, uh,
specifically.

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Haven't decided?
Just how did you get to this country, then?

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Well, that's rather
an amusing story.

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You see, what
happened... I was...

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I was seeing my girlfriend off

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at the London airport,

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and they said that I was

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the 5 millionth person to see...

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No, wait.
It was the 10 millionth person

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to see someone off on a plane,
and they, uh...

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Well, they gave me this ticket,

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so I thought I'd come here.

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I mean, it was either Los Angeles
or Calcutta,

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and I thought,
well, what the hell?

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Just how long do you plan to stay
in our country, Mr. Burton?

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Uh, Barlow.
That depends.

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Depends? depends on what?

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Well, I'll be staying with, uh,
Sir Francis Hinsley,

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the artist.
He's my uncle.

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Megalopolitan Pictures.
That's where he works.

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Now, D.J. Jr.,
we want to get a piece

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of this James Bond audience, hmm?

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Right.

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And we're going to
give them that package,

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but with
a brand-new ribbon on it.

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We give him the one thing
that Jim bond don't have...

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Human warmth.

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Whew!

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Are you still with me,
D.J. Jr., huh?

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Now, he's, uh, still English,

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he's still aristocratic,

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but he's got human warmth.

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Hmm? he's, um...
He's a human James Bond.

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Whew!

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Do you think you can handle

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that English accent, Dusty?

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Aw, shucks, I reckon I could

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if I just sort of snuck up on it.

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Well, I think Frank here could
straighten him out on the accent bit.

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Is that right, Frank?
You think you can?

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Uh... uh, yes,
I daresay I could.

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I..

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Yes, I think I can.

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You're sure you think

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you're sure you can, right?

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Yes, I think I can.

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Yeah. what do
you say, dust?

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You think you'll feel
at home with this?

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You feel it's right for you?

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You just turn him loose,
D.J. Jr., and I'll try to ride him.

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OK. Harry?
Look, this is your baby.

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I'll tell you what
I want you to do.

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Hold it, fellas.

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Who?

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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, uh, just a minute.

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Frank...

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It's for you.

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For me? How
very embarrassing.

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I can't imagine who.

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Hello?

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Yes, speaking.

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Who? Barlow?

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Who?

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You... you mean,
you're Emily's boy?

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Good heavens,
what on earth are you doing out here?

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Oh! very well.
I'll be down in a few moments.

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I suppose I can
get away from here.

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Yes. see you
in a moment. Good-bye.

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You'll excuse me,
won't you, gentlemen?

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I seem to have
inherited an nephew.

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Yeah. go ahead, Frank.
Go right ahead.

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So long, Harry.

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As I was saying, my dear Dennis,

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mine was only a gradual decline.

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Most of my fellow relics have
been discarded years ago.

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I think I'll just
have my usual...

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A deep-dish Lolita

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and iced tea with a
sprig of mint, please.

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I'll have breast
of squab brigitte...

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And the Goldwater nut flip.

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Actually, I never quite knew why

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they ever gave me a knighthood.

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I suppose it may have been

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because I always painted
such important people.

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But here there are only
the dregs of the dregs,

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so to speak.

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Hello, Frank, baby.

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Oh, hello, Harry.
This is my nephew...

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Pleasure to meet you, kid.

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Oh.

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You just take it easy, you hear?

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That wasn't
<i>the</i> dusty acres, was it?

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It was, indeed,

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about to undergo a major
operation on his image.

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So, to continue,
the climate here suits me admirably,

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and the people here
are so kind and generous.

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They talk entirely
for their own pleasure,

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and they never
expect you to listen.

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Just remember that, dear boy.

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It's the secret of social
ease in this country.

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By the way,
where are you proposing to live

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while you're out here?

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Well, I... I hadn't
quite decided.

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Why not come
and stay with me, then?

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Thank you, Uncle Francis.

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That's very kind of you.

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If you don't mind
taking potluck, of course.

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Oh, that reminds me, there's a
dinner tonight at the English club.

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Not grand, of course,
but they might give us a fairly decent meal,

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and it'll be a good opportunity for
you to meet some of the chaps.

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Ah, there's
Sir Ambrose Abercrombie,

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one of our most ardent thespians.

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You've probably seen him, Dennis.

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He usually plays
prime ministers...

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Or butlers.

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Ambrose.

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My dear Francis,
how good to see you.

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The trouble with this place

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is one is so confoundedly busy,
you know, one loses touch.

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You'd better pick up her ladyship

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and come back for me
at 11:00 sharp.

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Oh, Ambrose, I'd like to introduce
to you, my nephew, Dennis Barlow.

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Sir Ambrose Abercrombie.

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A stalwart young fellow

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occasionally touched by the muse,

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I'm given to understand.

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Gentlemen, the queen.

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The queen!
The queen!

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The queen!
God bless her.

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Well, here we are, gathered
together again, gentlemen.

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I must say, I look forward
to these dinners.

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Keeps us limeys together.

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Ha ha! Yes! Rather!

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As I was just saying
to our young friend here,

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we have to put up a good show.

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Hear, hear!
Hear, hear!

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There are not many of us,
but we're being watched.

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That's why I've always
made it a rule

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never to do anything
in my own home

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that I wouldn't do
in front of the camera

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and never to do anything
in front of the camera

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that I wouldn't do
in my own home.

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Hear, hear!
Hear, hear!

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Francis...

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I think your nephew
is in need of air.

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Oh, how very embarrassing.

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Um, Dennis?

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Come along, Dennis.
Come along.

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Upsy-daisy.

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Uh! that's it.

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I'm afraid it's the heat,
you know,

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and this place is rather close,

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and the change of
temperature and climate

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and so on.

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Come along, Dennis.
Home to bed.

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Come along.

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Ah, my dear Dennis, good morning.

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I do hope you slept well.

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Good morning, Uncle Francis.

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I'm sorry about last night.

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Oh, don't give it
another thought, dear boy.

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I expect you were
a bit overtired.

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These newfangled jets,
abrupt transition...

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I'm certain one loses all
sense of time and proportion,

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not like the dear old days
on the <i>Queen Mary.</i>

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What would you fancy
for breakfast?

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Eggs?

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That'll be fine.

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Dear me,
there don't seem to be any eggs.

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How stupid of me.

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Perhaps we could make do
with these bran shreddies.

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Ah, that's a sketch
I made for the orgy scene

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in <i>The sins of Solomon.</i>
Thank you, Dennis.

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The studio was simply
scandalized by it,

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but the public lapped it up.

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Those were the days, you know.
I only had to ask for something,

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and they went straight out
and bought it.

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If I said, "real gold,"
real gold it had to be.

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Such a lovely morning, Dennis.

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I think we ought to have breakfast
down by the pool, don't you?

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Let me carry something for you.

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I wish you could have seen
this place in the old days,

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like a great aquarium,

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flashing with the limbs
of beauties.

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All, alas, long since departed.

253
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:50,062
"Golden lads and girls"

254
00:12:50,271 --> 00:12:53,566
"all must, as chimney sweepers,
come to dust."

255
00:12:56,277 --> 00:12:58,571
Have you any definite plans
for the future, dear boy?

256
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,966
I think you ought to get out a bit
and see something of the country.

257
00:13:00,990 --> 00:13:02,950
Well, first off,
I thought I might look around

258
00:13:03,159 --> 00:13:04,201
for a job of some sort.

259
00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:06,871
A job? Oh, you're
short of cash, then?

260
00:13:07,079 --> 00:13:09,123
I am, rather.

261
00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:10,958
There is one thing
that every Englishman

262
00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:12,543
who comes out here
must understand.

263
00:13:12,752 --> 00:13:15,379
Whether he likes it or not,
he is an ambassador.

264
00:13:15,588 --> 00:13:17,715
We are all of us judged
by his performance.

265
00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:20,801
I hope you're not going to be
the one who lets the side down.

266
00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:22,470
I'll try not to, sir.

267
00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:24,555
I'm sure you'll find
that Dennis is with us

268
00:13:24,764 --> 00:13:25,473
all along the line, Ambrose.

269
00:13:25,681 --> 00:13:26,474
I hope so.

270
00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:28,601
What is your field, exactly?

271
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,728
Well, actually,
I haven't quite settled

272
00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:32,313
on anything as yet.

273
00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:33,898
Really? Alan.

274
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:36,567
Thought I'd, uh,
shop around a bit,

275
00:13:36,776 --> 00:13:38,068
see what's going.

276
00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:40,488
There is one thing
I would say to you, sir.

277
00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:42,239
There are certain jobs out here

278
00:13:42,448 --> 00:13:44,283
which an Englishman
simply does not take.

279
00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:51,123
Hey, kid, over here.
Bring it here.

280
00:13:53,459 --> 00:13:55,169
That's right.
Thank you.

281
00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:57,755
Hey! get those
towels up here!

282
00:13:57,963 --> 00:13:59,298
Hurry up, now!

283
00:14:00,925 --> 00:14:02,301
Hey, pal...

284
00:14:02,510 --> 00:14:05,012
Where's the switch to this thing?

285
00:14:05,179 --> 00:14:08,307
Pal, get the towels here,
you slowpoke.

286
00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:12,686
Hey, get those towels over here!

287
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,480
Thanks.

288
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,148
Turn up the heat, old chap.

289
00:14:17,358 --> 00:14:19,026
Where are the towels?

290
00:14:19,235 --> 00:14:20,755
So I told her majesty,
I said, "ma'am,"

291
00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:22,696
I said, "you've done us
a very great honour."

292
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,865
"Not at all," she said.
"Not at all, Sir Ambrose."

293
00:14:25,074 --> 00:14:26,492
"I enjoyed the picture."

294
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,661
Of course, Edinburgh
was with her, you know.

295
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:31,497
She takes him along everywhere these days.
I don't know why.

296
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,332
Well, he is her husband,
you know.

297
00:14:33,541 --> 00:14:35,167
Yes, I suppose that
would account for it.

298
00:14:35,376 --> 00:14:36,794
So I said, "ma'am, I..."

299
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:39,046
do you know,
I believe this damn thing's on fire.

300
00:14:39,255 --> 00:14:40,840
Oh? and what
did she say?

301
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:42,048
No, no!
Would you listen?

302
00:14:42,091 --> 00:14:43,676
Oh! hey! Oh!

303
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:45,553
Help! help!
Let me out of here!

304
00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:46,887
Boy! boy!

305
00:14:47,096 --> 00:14:48,556
Barlow!

306
00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:51,183
Help! Barlow!
You'll stretch for this, Barlow!

307
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:02,653
How's, uh, dust here coming
along with the English bit, Frank?

308
00:15:02,862 --> 00:15:05,030
I think it's coming along.
Don't you, Dusty?

309
00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:06,740
Well, I sure hope I am.

310
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:08,534
Damn if I don't.

311
00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:12,121
Won't you take my seat?

312
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,499
Frank, I've got an idea.

313
00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:17,585
Now, you're an artist, right?
Right.

314
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:19,336
Supposing we get Dusty here

315
00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:21,088
all dolled up
English-style.

316
00:15:21,297 --> 00:15:23,090
Then you paint his picture in it.

317
00:15:23,299 --> 00:15:25,259
I see the idea, Harry.
A sort of, uh...

318
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,947
Character portrait of an English gentleman,
that sort of thing.

319
00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:35,769
Uncle Frank!
Uncle Frank!

320
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,105
Oh, Dennis!
Do come and look at this.

321
00:15:38,314 --> 00:15:40,691
Though I say it myself,
I'm delighted with it.

322
00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:42,900
I haven't been so excited
about anything for years.

323
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:44,612
I believe it's the beginning

324
00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:47,781
of a new period for me...
My best.

325
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,910
Do try and sit on that
horse properly, Dusty.

326
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,953
Sorry, Frank.

327
00:15:53,162 --> 00:15:56,415
Don't be ashamed of displaying
a certain arrogance.

328
00:15:58,417 --> 00:15:59,728
It's perfectly hopeless,
you know.

329
00:15:59,752 --> 00:16:01,879
He simply hasn't
got it in his blood.

330
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:05,382
Wait till the studio
sees this, Dennis.

331
00:16:05,591 --> 00:16:07,134
Are you going off
somewhere, my boy?

332
00:16:07,343 --> 00:16:09,219
Oh, uh, just for 3 or 4 days.

333
00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:10,971
That's what I came
to tell you about.

334
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:12,420
What, a kind of holiday, is it?

335
00:16:12,473 --> 00:16:14,099
Oh, it's just another job.

336
00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:17,311
<i>♪ Happy days are here
again ♪</i>

337
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:21,065
<i>♪ The skies above
are clear again ♪</i>

338
00:16:21,273 --> 00:16:24,568
<i>♪ Let us sing
a song of cheer again ♪</i>

339
00:16:24,777 --> 00:16:25,986
Wait for me!

340
00:16:27,613 --> 00:16:29,156
<i>♪ Happy days
are here again ♪</i>

341
00:16:29,365 --> 00:16:30,658
Come back!

342
00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:32,576
I don't like the look of this.

343
00:16:32,785 --> 00:16:34,745
Yes. It may get
a bit dikey,

344
00:16:34,954 --> 00:16:36,163
Dicey.
Dicey

345
00:16:36,372 --> 00:16:38,123
if he decides to use
the giant squid.

346
00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:40,084
What do you think we ought to do?

347
00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:41,292
Do you remember that gal?

348
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:42,503
You think she'll do it?

349
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,838
Maybe not, but I've
always said...

350
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:46,757
It's better to bag a bird

351
00:16:46,966 --> 00:16:48,592
than go for a Burton.

352
00:16:51,762 --> 00:16:53,722
Yeah...

353
00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:57,184
I think we're on top of it now.

354
00:16:57,393 --> 00:17:00,354
And you, dust... you are
looking good in there.

355
00:17:06,402 --> 00:17:07,402
Hello?

356
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,405
It's your father.

357
00:17:18,998 --> 00:17:20,749
Yes, D.J.

358
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:24,962
Oh, no, no, D.J.
No sweat.

359
00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:28,799
Yeah, that's right, D.J.

360
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:35,723
Yeah. what's that, D.J.?

361
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:37,516
Huh?

362
00:17:37,725 --> 00:17:39,518
Yeah, well, what about...

363
00:17:39,727 --> 00:17:42,229
Uh-huh.

364
00:17:42,438 --> 00:17:45,691
Uh-huh. well, n-no, D.J.
You see, I thought that...

365
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,901
Yeah, D.J.
I... I read you, D.J.

366
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,903
Yeah, yeah.
Well, yeah, D.J. Um...

367
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:53,490
I... I'll talk to you
later, D.J.

368
00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:55,743
Um, fellas,
I hate to break this up,

369
00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:58,328
but I got to make a meet
in 10 minutes.

370
00:17:58,537 --> 00:18:00,039
See you later.

371
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,599
You were beautiful there,
baby, beautiful.

372
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,042
It was fine, Dusty.

373
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,711
Just wonderful.
See you later.

374
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,212
Harry.

375
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:31,653
D.J. didn't buy it, huh?

376
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,363
Frank let you down, Harry.

377
00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:36,241
He didn't bring him
along fast enough.

378
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:39,010
Well, you've got to get something
on the boards by Monday, right?

379
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,788
That's right, Harry.

380
00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:44,291
Well, now, hold it, hold it.
I think I've got a live one here.

381
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,126
Doctors.
Doctors are hot, right?

382
00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:50,255
OK. so, how about a panel quiz show
called <i>What's my disease?</i>

383
00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:53,550
The contestant is wheeled-in
in a kind of shrouded cage.

384
00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:55,469
And then, uh, there's, uh...

385
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:57,805
Hold it, Harry.
Hold it.

386
00:18:58,013 --> 00:18:59,807
You just don't get
the message, baby.

387
00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:01,892
You just don't get the message.

388
00:19:02,101 --> 00:19:05,437
I mean, it's cutback time, Harry.
You know what I mean?

389
00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:06,814
Wh-what do you mean?

390
00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:36,718
Hello? let me talk to the Blessed Reverend.
This is his brother.

391
00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:38,512
What?

392
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,014
Yes, yes, I know that,
but this is urgent.

393
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:44,101
Look, I don't care where he is.
I've got talk with him.

394
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:46,270
Will you please put him on?

395
00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:47,938
Yes, I'll wait.

396
00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:52,526
You'll just have to be patient.

397
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:54,111
All right.

398
00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:59,658
Hello? yes?

399
00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:02,161
It's your brother, sir.

400
00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:06,957
Will? Will?

401
00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:10,127
I'm all washed up here at the studio.
Listen, you've got to help me.

402
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,423
Please, please,

403
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:17,134
just give me one more chance.

404
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:20,804
I won't let you down
this time, I promise you.

405
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:25,601
Perhaps there is something,
uh, after all

406
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:28,187
suitable
to your particular talents.

407
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,564
One last chance, Harry.

408
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,691
Oh, that...
That's great, Will.

409
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:35,527
I'll take anything,
anything you say.

410
00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:40,073
Wait a minute, Will.
I couldn't do that.

411
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:41,658
Not that.

412
00:20:41,867 --> 00:20:43,493
Take it, Harry, or leave it.

413
00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:46,205
I'll take it, I'll take it.

414
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,415
And remember this, Harry...

415
00:20:48,624 --> 00:20:51,543
One word about my
connection with that place,

416
00:20:51,752 --> 00:20:54,171
and you'll wish you were dead.

417
00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:15,859
Oh, I'm so sorry.
How stupid of me.

418
00:21:16,068 --> 00:21:17,819
Never done such a thing before.

419
00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:27,829
Miss Benson.

420
00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:29,039
Hi.

421
00:21:29,248 --> 00:21:30,540
Oh, D.J. Jr.

422
00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:32,125
Oh, Frank!

423
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:33,961
Well, how nice of you to stop by.

424
00:21:34,169 --> 00:21:35,563
You know, I appreciate that.
I really do.

425
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,297
Come on.
Won't you come in?

426
00:21:37,506 --> 00:21:39,150
D.J. Jr., I want you to see this painting.
I've just finished it.

427
00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:40,968
I'm really
rather pleased with it.

428
00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:43,488
I do want to see that sometime, Frank.
I want very much to see that.

429
00:21:43,512 --> 00:21:45,055
Go right ahead in.

430
00:21:45,264 --> 00:21:47,075
I believe it may be the threshold
of a new period for me.

431
00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:49,434
Yeah, I'm very anxious
to see that, Frank. Uh...

432
00:21:49,643 --> 00:21:51,723
D.J. Jr., there's something
else I wanted to ask you.

433
00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:53,331
It's a bit odd.
I went into my office this morning,

434
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:54,564
and there was some chap there

435
00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:56,566
and a piece of paper
pinned on the door

436
00:21:56,775 --> 00:22:00,445
with a name something like,
uh, Lorenzo Medici.

437
00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:02,906
Oh, yeah, Frank.
Yeah, that's right.

438
00:22:03,115 --> 00:22:06,493
Only look, Frank, baby, um,
he says it Me-dissi, like that.

439
00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:09,830
No, and how you say it
kind of sounds like a wop,

440
00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:13,583
and Mr. Medici is D.J.'s son-in-law
and my brother-in-law,

441
00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:15,502
and he's a very,
very wonderful person

442
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:16,795
with a very fine record.

443
00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:18,314
Oh, I've no doubt
of that, D.J. Jr.,

444
00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:20,632
but the point is,
where do I work now?

445
00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:22,694
Now, that's a thing I do want
to talk to you about, Frank,

446
00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:25,846
only, as you can see,
I just don't have the time right now.

447
00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:27,472
Yeah. ciao, baby.

448
00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:29,850
Uh, Mickey, uh...

449
00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:31,810
Take care of him, will you?

450
00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:37,607
Am I to understand
that I've been...

451
00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:41,361
That the studio no longer...

452
00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:43,322
You'll get formal notification

453
00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:44,990
in a couple of days, I expect.

454
00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:46,950
You know how these
things get hung up.

455
00:22:47,159 --> 00:22:50,037
However, I do have your
final check for you right here.

456
00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:51,788
Oh, it just needs
one other signature.

457
00:22:51,997 --> 00:22:54,291
Well, I'll get it out to you
just as soon as possible.

458
00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:55,876
Thank you.

459
00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:57,324
One of the girls was telling me

460
00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:59,046
you've been here
just ever so long.

461
00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:00,380
31 years.

462
00:23:00,589 --> 00:23:03,967
31 years. You were here
before I was born.

463
00:23:04,176 --> 00:23:05,719
I hope I don't
stay here that long.

464
00:23:05,927 --> 00:23:07,888
Oh, I feel sure
that you're destined

465
00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:10,474
for a far happier fate
than that, my dear.

466
00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:12,017
Good-bye, and thank you.

467
00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:15,312
Excuse me. That isn't
studio property, is it?

468
00:23:16,897 --> 00:23:19,107
No, my dear, it is not.

469
00:24:12,953 --> 00:24:14,371
Uncle Frank?

470
00:24:48,572 --> 00:24:50,198
Uncle Frank?

471
00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:07,132
Bad form, gentlemen.
Bad form.

472
00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:09,926
If only Sir Francis had
chosen a less sordid...

473
00:25:10,135 --> 00:25:12,846
All those pictures in the press.

474
00:25:13,054 --> 00:25:16,016
That dreadful pool
with those cracks in it.

475
00:25:16,224 --> 00:25:18,351
Well, let's get on with it.

476
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:22,022
I'm afraid that Sir Francis' Estate
is practically nil.

477
00:25:22,230 --> 00:25:24,357
No, well, that's
neither here nor there.

478
00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:26,359
What is of Paramount importance

479
00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:29,029
is that Sir Francis
should be given a funeral

480
00:25:29,196 --> 00:25:30,530
appropriate to his station

481
00:25:30,739 --> 00:25:32,866
and one that will reflect credit

482
00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:35,202
on the British community
as a whole.

483
00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:37,037
Hear, hear.
Quite, quite.

484
00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:40,207
The sale of this cottage will be
sufficient to defray the cost.

485
00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:44,377
Well, now, Barlow, we've had
this document drawn up.

486
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:46,505
Your signature is necessary.

487
00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:49,841
Just put your name at
the bottom of the page.

488
00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:55,847
That's right. Well,
now, I propose

489
00:25:56,056 --> 00:25:58,850
that young Barlow here shall - initial
that, will you? -

490
00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:00,393
shall make the arrangements.

491
00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:03,230
I think there's no doubt
that the proper place

492
00:26:03,438 --> 00:26:04,648
for Sir Francis

493
00:26:04,856 --> 00:26:05,982
is Whispering Glades.

494
00:26:41,101 --> 00:26:43,979
And now we come
to something really marvelous,

495
00:26:44,187 --> 00:26:47,566
a real high point of the tour,
it seems to me.

496
00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:50,443
Every time I reach
this point, I get...

497
00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:54,072
Well, I don't know.
I get all choked up.

498
00:26:55,740 --> 00:26:57,617
Here it is...
The great statue

499
00:26:57,826 --> 00:26:59,786
of the Blessed Reverend,
Wilbur Glenworthy.

500
00:26:59,995 --> 00:27:02,205
This world-famous statue
was executed

501
00:27:02,414 --> 00:27:04,124
by the internationally
known artist

502
00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:06,751
and sculptress Tina tube

503
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,546
and is available
in handsome reproductions

504
00:27:09,754 --> 00:27:12,132
at the gift shop
near the west gate.

505
00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:14,134
They're really quite marvelous,

506
00:27:14,301 --> 00:27:15,594
those little reproductions.

507
00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:20,056
Now, look at the book

508
00:27:20,265 --> 00:27:23,935
containing the creed
of the Blessed Reverend.

509
00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:26,813
This book is carved
of the finest Carrara marble.

510
00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:29,149
The letters on the pages...

511
00:27:29,357 --> 00:27:31,568
They're 18-carat gold,

512
00:27:31,776 --> 00:27:35,113
and they're worth
at least $30 apiece.

513
00:27:35,322 --> 00:27:39,159
And now I want you
to hear something.

514
00:27:39,326 --> 00:27:42,662
I want you to hear
the Blessed Reverend himself

515
00:27:42,871 --> 00:27:45,332
speak the words of the creed.

516
00:27:45,540 --> 00:27:49,461
This is the actual voice
of the Blessed Reverend himself.

517
00:27:54,174 --> 00:27:56,384
I did awake,

518
00:27:56,593 --> 00:27:58,928
and a dream came unto me.

519
00:27:59,137 --> 00:28:02,307
And, lo, I beheld a life
of eternal happiness...

520
00:28:02,515 --> 00:28:03,642
Excuse me, sir!

521
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:06,311
A life where shadows...

522
00:28:06,519 --> 00:28:10,315
Sir, where could I find
information about the, uh...

523
00:28:10,523 --> 00:28:13,360
radiant beams
of sunshine and joy.

524
00:28:13,568 --> 00:28:15,153
Burials?

525
00:28:15,362 --> 00:28:16,780
Prices on inquiry

526
00:28:16,988 --> 00:28:18,156
at the administration office.

527
00:28:18,365 --> 00:28:20,158
Drive on up the road.

528
00:28:20,367 --> 00:28:23,536
Silver laughter
of little children.

529
00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:28,541
Where grief became gladness,

530
00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:34,714
where sorrow became
the mewing of tiny kittens

531
00:28:34,923 --> 00:28:40,637
and splash of precious
duck babies at play.

532
00:28:40,845 --> 00:28:43,014
And a voice came unto me...

533
00:28:43,223 --> 00:28:44,641
This way.

534
00:28:44,849 --> 00:28:50,230
And said, "go forth
and realize your dream."

535
00:28:50,438 --> 00:28:54,234
And so did I obey...

536
00:28:54,442 --> 00:29:01,491
And build for all eternity
this Whispering Glades.

537
00:29:02,492 --> 00:29:08,373
Stranger, enter
these gates and be happy.

538
00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:10,375
May I help you, sir?

539
00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:14,587
Uh, yes. Uh,
I came to arrange about a funeral.

540
00:29:14,796 --> 00:29:16,589
Is the funeral for yourself?

541
00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:17,924
I beg your pardon?

542
00:29:18,133 --> 00:29:20,385
Uh, no.

543
00:29:20,593 --> 00:29:23,346
I thought you might have come
for pre-need counseling.

544
00:29:23,555 --> 00:29:26,141
Many of our friends
like to plan ahead.

545
00:29:31,229 --> 00:29:32,897
Was your loved one a relative?

546
00:29:33,106 --> 00:29:35,942
Uh, yes.
Uh, he was my uncle.

547
00:29:36,151 --> 00:29:38,945
In that case, he must
have been Caucasian.

548
00:29:39,154 --> 00:29:41,448
Certainly not, no.
He was English.

549
00:29:41,656 --> 00:29:43,950
Oh, that's all right.
English is Caucasian.

550
00:29:44,159 --> 00:29:45,952
We prefer that word
at Whispering Glades.

551
00:29:46,161 --> 00:29:48,455
It's much less offensive
than "white."

552
00:29:48,663 --> 00:29:53,626
Oh. well, uh,
I can assure you that he was, uh...

553
00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:55,628
He was quite white.

554
00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:58,923
The Blessed Reverend has to consider
the feelings of the waiting ones.

555
00:29:59,132 --> 00:30:02,051
In time of trial,
they prefer to be with their own people.

556
00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:04,763
May I ask, what was
your loved one's name?

557
00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:07,640
Uh, Sir Francis Hinsley.

558
00:30:07,849 --> 00:30:11,311
Why, of course.
Sir Ambrose Abercrombie called this morning

559
00:30:11,519 --> 00:30:13,271
and said someone would be coming.

560
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,149
We all have the greatest
respect for Sir Ambrose.

561
00:30:16,357 --> 00:30:19,652
In fact, we hope that one day,
he may decide to join us.

562
00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:21,112
Huh?

563
00:30:21,321 --> 00:30:24,115
Would you wait here
a moment, please?

564
00:30:25,825 --> 00:30:28,369
I'm afraid
you don't quite understand.

565
00:30:28,578 --> 00:30:30,455
What's all this about anyway?

566
00:30:30,663 --> 00:30:33,166
Is there something
wrong with my money?

567
00:30:33,374 --> 00:30:36,127
That's not the question,
Mr. Bernstein.

568
00:30:36,336 --> 00:30:38,630
Please, don't
take this personally.

569
00:30:38,838 --> 00:30:40,840
I'm sure there are many
high-class establishments

570
00:30:41,049 --> 00:30:42,258
in this city

571
00:30:42,467 --> 00:30:45,011
which would be
delighted to help you.

572
00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:47,096
Forest Lawn, for example.

573
00:30:47,305 --> 00:30:50,475
You can get their address
at the information desk.

574
00:30:50,683 --> 00:30:52,852
So sorry.

575
00:30:53,061 --> 00:30:54,437
Come, Clara.

576
00:32:30,116 --> 00:32:32,327
Mr. Barlow? This
is our cosmetician

577
00:32:32,535 --> 00:32:33,912
from the Gothic slumber room.

578
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,914
She'll take good care of you.

579
00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:38,750
Will you follow me, please?

580
00:32:40,293 --> 00:32:42,587
What did you have in mind?

581
00:32:42,795 --> 00:32:44,797
Inhumement, entombment,
inurnment, immurement?

582
00:32:45,006 --> 00:32:47,634
Some people just lately have
preferred insarcophagusment.

583
00:32:47,842 --> 00:32:49,636
It's very individual.

584
00:32:49,844 --> 00:32:53,056
Well, I think we'd better
just have him buried.

585
00:32:57,810 --> 00:32:59,562
This way, please.

586
00:33:02,565 --> 00:33:03,775
Right this way.

587
00:33:03,983 --> 00:33:05,568
Please be seated.

588
00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:11,908
Very restful.

589
00:33:12,116 --> 00:33:14,285
What did your loved one
pass on from?

590
00:33:14,494 --> 00:33:15,620
He hanged himself.

591
00:33:15,828 --> 00:33:17,163
Was the face much disfigured?

592
00:33:17,372 --> 00:33:18,623
Hideously.

593
00:33:18,831 --> 00:33:19,999
That's quite usual.

594
00:33:20,208 --> 00:33:22,251
Now, was there anything

595
00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:24,754
especially characteristic
of your loved one?

596
00:33:24,963 --> 00:33:27,173
Let me think. Uh...

597
00:33:27,382 --> 00:33:29,008
Did he smoke a pipe, perhaps?

598
00:33:29,217 --> 00:33:30,802
Some people prefer
that their loved ones

599
00:33:31,010 --> 00:33:32,637
have a pipe in their mouths...

600
00:33:32,845 --> 00:33:34,847
I mean, of course,
if they smoked one during life.

601
00:33:35,056 --> 00:33:37,016
Well...

602
00:33:37,225 --> 00:33:40,019
Then there was a lady who made
her leave-taking, holding a telephone.

603
00:33:40,228 --> 00:33:41,688
He did, uh...

604
00:33:41,896 --> 00:33:43,523
Carry an umbrella at times,

605
00:33:43,731 --> 00:33:45,650
but I...
I don't suppose...

606
00:33:45,858 --> 00:33:48,945
Well, if it were closed.

607
00:33:49,153 --> 00:33:51,030
Tell me...

608
00:33:51,239 --> 00:33:54,701
Do you enjoy this kind of work?

609
00:33:54,909 --> 00:34:00,498
I regard it as a very, very
great privilege, Mr. Barlow.

610
00:34:00,707 --> 00:34:04,502
Now I think we'd better go
and look at the caskets.

611
00:34:04,711 --> 00:34:06,796
A Mr. Starker
will counsel you

612
00:34:07,005 --> 00:34:09,215
as to your loved one's
additional needs.

613
00:34:09,424 --> 00:34:11,175
Counsel Starker?

614
00:34:12,885 --> 00:34:14,470
This is Mr. Barlow.

615
00:34:14,679 --> 00:34:16,055
Mr. Barlow.

616
00:34:16,264 --> 00:34:17,724
How do you do?

617
00:34:17,932 --> 00:34:19,142
Mr. Barlow's
loved one

618
00:34:19,350 --> 00:34:20,893
is Sir Francis Hinsley.

619
00:34:21,102 --> 00:34:24,731
Yes, of course. I'm certain we
can accommodate Sir Francis

620
00:34:24,939 --> 00:34:26,733
in an appropriate manner.

621
00:34:26,941 --> 00:34:30,028
Had you any special requirements
in mind, Mr. Barlow?

622
00:34:30,236 --> 00:34:34,741
Ahem. well, I, uh, haven't
thought much about it, actually.

623
00:34:34,949 --> 00:34:39,370
You see, well, it, uh, all happened
quite suddenly, you see.

624
00:34:39,579 --> 00:34:42,040
Yes, of course.
This way.

625
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:52,216
Now, these are
lead-coated steel.

626
00:34:53,885 --> 00:34:56,220
Medium price range.

627
00:34:59,724 --> 00:35:02,518
The silent night special.

628
00:35:02,727 --> 00:35:06,105
And very special it is, too,
if I may say so.

629
00:35:06,314 --> 00:35:07,774
Waterproof, of course.

630
00:35:07,982 --> 00:35:09,859
Uh, waterproof?

631
00:35:10,068 --> 00:35:12,236
All our units are waterproof.

632
00:35:12,445 --> 00:35:14,447
This offers maximum protection

633
00:35:14,655 --> 00:35:18,284
for a unit
in the middle price range.

634
00:35:18,493 --> 00:35:23,581
Now, here is your handsome
rest king in 7-Gauge steel

635
00:35:23,790 --> 00:35:28,294
with a choice of finish
in 8 color combinations.

636
00:35:28,503 --> 00:35:32,215
This unit is guaranteed
to give maximum protection.

637
00:35:32,423 --> 00:35:35,593
It's moisture-proof,
Mr. Barlow.

638
00:35:35,802 --> 00:35:38,888
And here are your bronzes.

639
00:35:39,097 --> 00:35:40,765
They are dampness-proof.

640
00:35:40,973 --> 00:35:42,475
Dampness-proof?

641
00:35:42,683 --> 00:35:46,979
Not merely waterproof
nor moisture-proof, Mr. Barlow,

642
00:35:47,188 --> 00:35:49,774
but dampness-proof.

643
00:35:49,982 --> 00:35:53,152
Now, then, in addition,
your emperor model

644
00:35:53,361 --> 00:35:56,989
features not a rayon
or crepe interior,

645
00:35:57,198 --> 00:36:00,326
but an all-silk interior.

646
00:36:00,535 --> 00:36:02,411
Tell me, Mr. Barlow,

647
00:36:02,620 --> 00:36:04,831
was your uncle
a sensitive person?

648
00:36:05,039 --> 00:36:06,666
Yes, I... I suppose
he was.

649
00:36:06,874 --> 00:36:09,585
Rayon chafes, you know.

650
00:36:09,794 --> 00:36:12,797
Personally, I find it
really quite abrasive.

651
00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:14,799
Well, then I think that I'll take

652
00:36:15,007 --> 00:36:17,301
the, uh, emperor...
Emperor model.

653
00:36:17,510 --> 00:36:20,138
Wonderful, Mr. Barlow.
Wonderful.

654
00:36:20,346 --> 00:36:21,973
Now, then, Mr. Barlow,

655
00:36:22,181 --> 00:36:25,810
have you given any thought
to exterior designations?

656
00:36:26,018 --> 00:36:28,146
I can give you our eternal flame

657
00:36:28,354 --> 00:36:31,357
in either perpetual eternal
or standard eternal.

658
00:36:31,524 --> 00:36:34,193
Ah. well, what is
the difference, actually?

659
00:36:34,402 --> 00:36:35,778
Well, with standard eternal,

660
00:36:35,987 --> 00:36:38,281
your flame burns only
during visiting hours.

661
00:36:38,489 --> 00:36:40,658
It is shut down at night.

662
00:36:40,867 --> 00:36:42,285
With your perpetual eternal,

663
00:36:42,493 --> 00:36:45,163
your flame is in service
24 hours a day.

664
00:36:45,371 --> 00:36:47,540
Well, I think the, um...

665
00:36:47,748 --> 00:36:50,042
Perpetual eternal.
Wouldn't you?

666
00:36:50,251 --> 00:36:52,378
Oh, yes. Yes.

667
00:36:52,587 --> 00:36:54,380
Propane or butane,
Mr. Barlow?

668
00:36:54,589 --> 00:36:55,715
Hmm? what?

669
00:36:55,923 --> 00:36:57,341
Propane burns bluer.

670
00:36:57,550 --> 00:36:59,552
Oh, well, uh, and nicer, I think.

671
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,220
Don't you? Huh?

672
00:37:01,429 --> 00:37:02,638
Definitely.
Oh.

673
00:37:02,847 --> 00:37:04,390
Marvelous.

674
00:37:04,599 --> 00:37:06,184
Simply marvelous,
Mr. Barlow.

675
00:37:06,392 --> 00:37:08,686
Now we'll just along
into fittings.

676
00:37:17,195 --> 00:37:18,988
This is the prince Albert,

677
00:37:19,197 --> 00:37:21,991
one of our most popular
slumber room ensembles.

678
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,202
It's really quite lovely.

679
00:37:24,410 --> 00:37:26,579
It's split at the seams, you see.

680
00:37:26,787 --> 00:37:29,582
Avoids having to force
the arms and legs.

681
00:37:29,790 --> 00:37:31,083
Very clever, isn't it?

682
00:37:31,292 --> 00:37:32,835
Oh, yes, it is.

683
00:37:33,044 --> 00:37:34,670
The idea originated in vaudeville

684
00:37:34,879 --> 00:37:36,756
with the quick-change
artiste.

685
00:37:36,964 --> 00:37:39,926
Yes, I see. Well,
as a matter of fact,

686
00:37:40,134 --> 00:37:43,846
I think he might be best
in something of his own.

687
00:37:44,055 --> 00:37:46,682
Of course, if you feel
that would be appropriate.

688
00:37:46,891 --> 00:37:49,560
Would you sit down, please?

689
00:37:49,769 --> 00:37:52,605
Now, then, Mr. Barlow,
the shoes.

690
00:37:52,813 --> 00:37:57,109
Designed to fit the foot at rest.

691
00:37:57,318 --> 00:38:00,780
The foot curls a bit, you know,
when rigor mortis sets in.

692
00:38:00,988 --> 00:38:02,281
I see.

693
00:38:02,490 --> 00:38:03,783
Very smart, aren't they?

694
00:38:03,991 --> 00:38:05,409
Yes, quite smart.

695
00:38:06,953 --> 00:38:08,579
Now, then...

696
00:38:08,788 --> 00:38:10,373
A mourning outfit for yourself.

697
00:38:10,581 --> 00:38:11,958
Pardon?

698
00:38:12,166 --> 00:38:14,627
Rough cut, I believe.

699
00:38:14,835 --> 00:38:18,422
Well, I think,
uh, a plain dark suit...

700
00:38:18,631 --> 00:38:20,883
That is, if you have one.

701
00:38:21,092 --> 00:38:22,468
Naturally, Mr. Barlow.

702
00:38:22,677 --> 00:38:24,971
Without the open seams, I hope.

703
00:38:25,179 --> 00:38:28,099
You'll be the death
of me yet, Mr. Barlow.

704
00:38:30,476 --> 00:38:33,771
And now we'll see some
of our slumber rooms.

705
00:38:37,608 --> 00:38:39,402
I know all about that.

706
00:38:39,610 --> 00:38:41,487
The car loadings
on freestone fruit

707
00:38:41,696 --> 00:38:44,448
have fallen down below
any level that I will accept!

708
00:38:44,657 --> 00:38:47,410
Well, I don't care if you
have to put on more...

709
00:38:48,828 --> 00:38:50,955
Mr. Keeler's
in peach preserves.

710
00:38:51,163 --> 00:38:53,833
Of course, he's very
upset about his wife,

711
00:38:54,041 --> 00:38:56,335
but his business
is so heavy right now

712
00:38:56,544 --> 00:38:59,922
that he just can't afford to
neglect it for a moment.

713
00:39:00,131 --> 00:39:01,841
I guess it's seasonal.

714
00:39:02,049 --> 00:39:04,844
And now we have
a nightshade room...

715
00:39:05,052 --> 00:39:08,431
With our new solarium
for sun-worshippers.

716
00:39:10,099 --> 00:39:11,934
Now, if you'll follow me, please,

717
00:39:12,143 --> 00:39:14,020
I'll show you around the grounds.

718
00:39:14,228 --> 00:39:17,523
Let me explain the dream to you.

719
00:39:17,732 --> 00:39:19,483
This entire place is a dream.

720
00:39:19,692 --> 00:39:21,211
If the Blessed Reverend
had not dreamed it,

721
00:39:21,235 --> 00:39:22,862
it would not exist.

722
00:39:23,070 --> 00:39:25,865
<i>"This building, like all others
in Whispering Glades,"</i>

723
00:39:26,073 --> 00:39:29,327
<i>"is built of cast iron
and reinforced concrete."</i>

724
00:39:29,535 --> 00:39:33,497
<i>"It is certified protection against fire,
earthquake, and nuclear fission."</i>

725
00:39:33,706 --> 00:39:37,668
The Blessed Reverend
always builds for eternity.

726
00:39:37,877 --> 00:39:39,628
The park is zoned.

727
00:39:39,837 --> 00:39:43,257
Each zone has its own name
and its own work of art.

728
00:39:46,052 --> 00:39:47,678
And here are
the cloisters of harrow.

729
00:39:47,887 --> 00:39:49,472
The cloisters of harrow?

730
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,307
Yes, for loved ones
of great learning.

731
00:39:51,515 --> 00:39:53,726
Oh, I see. They were
all great scholars.

732
00:39:53,934 --> 00:39:55,895
Yes. this is the entire
missionary staff

733
00:39:56,103 --> 00:39:58,898
of the St. Francis Theological
Seminary of Burbank.

734
00:39:59,106 --> 00:39:59,899
All massacred.

735
00:40:00,107 --> 00:40:01,734
All of them?

736
00:40:01,942 --> 00:40:04,528
Yes, in different parts of the world,
over the years

737
00:40:04,737 --> 00:40:06,113
by the regional savages there.

738
00:40:09,241 --> 00:40:10,951
This is Barchester Terrace

739
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:13,412
for loved ones
of the financial professions.

740
00:40:13,621 --> 00:40:15,414
Of the financial professions?

741
00:40:15,623 --> 00:40:20,294
Yes, bankers, manufacturers,
and other loved ones with large backing.

742
00:40:26,509 --> 00:40:28,386
We have double plots here

743
00:40:28,594 --> 00:40:32,890
in the Damon and Pythias section
for loved ones who were very close.

744
00:40:40,106 --> 00:40:42,525
Then over here,
we have lover's nest

745
00:40:42,733 --> 00:40:45,236
with Rodin's
famous statue <i>The Kiss,</i>

746
00:40:45,444 --> 00:40:48,072
25% larger than a life-size
replica would be.

747
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,782
Ah, unrestrained passion.

748
00:40:49,990 --> 00:40:52,034
And here we have
the falls of Xanadu.

749
00:40:52,243 --> 00:40:54,203
<i>The Falls of Xanadu</i>?

750
00:40:54,412 --> 00:40:56,580
Funny that Coleridge never
mentioned them.

751
00:40:56,789 --> 00:40:58,207
I beg your pardon?

752
00:40:58,416 --> 00:41:00,626
Coleridge, the man
who wrote the poem.

753
00:41:00,835 --> 00:41:02,795
I never heard there was a poem.

754
00:41:03,003 --> 00:41:05,047
All the names
in Whispering Glades

755
00:41:05,256 --> 00:41:07,591
were created
by the Blessed Reverend.

756
00:41:08,968 --> 00:41:11,387
Uh, what are those things?

757
00:41:11,595 --> 00:41:15,182
The bottom of the lagoon
is known as Neptune's cradle.

758
00:41:19,770 --> 00:41:23,357
Those loved ones were
completely dedicated to the sea.

759
00:41:23,566 --> 00:41:26,986
They're long-distance swimmers,
4th of July boating enthusiasts,

760
00:41:27,194 --> 00:41:31,949
admirals, surfers,
water-skiers, all sorts.

761
00:41:33,659 --> 00:41:35,578
Several plots are available here

762
00:41:35,786 --> 00:41:38,747
in the shadow of the prominent
Greek poet Homer.

763
00:41:38,956 --> 00:41:41,959
Yes. I think Uncle Francis
would like that.

764
00:41:42,168 --> 00:41:44,170
Homer used very visual imagery.

765
00:41:44,378 --> 00:41:46,297
Oh, that's fine.

766
00:41:46,505 --> 00:41:49,884
Shall we put him down
for Poets' Corner, Mr. Barlow?

767
00:41:52,303 --> 00:41:53,971
Yes, let's.

768
00:42:31,050 --> 00:42:32,384
When shall I see you again?

769
00:42:32,593 --> 00:42:34,053
Oh, the day after tomorrow.

770
00:42:34,261 --> 00:42:36,501
You'd better come a little early,
before the leave-taking

771
00:42:36,597 --> 00:42:38,474
to see that everything
is as you wish.

772
00:42:38,682 --> 00:42:40,476
Whom shall I ask for?

773
00:42:40,684 --> 00:42:42,853
Just for the cosmetician of
the Gothic Slumber room.

774
00:42:43,062 --> 00:42:44,230
No name?

775
00:42:44,438 --> 00:42:45,648
No name is necessary.

776
00:42:45,856 --> 00:42:47,316
That hardly seems fair.

777
00:42:47,525 --> 00:42:50,069
I mean, you have mine.

778
00:42:50,277 --> 00:42:53,739
Mr. Barlow, the rules here were
made by the Blessed Reverend,

779
00:42:53,948 --> 00:42:55,699
and we follow them gladly.

780
00:42:56,742 --> 00:42:58,285
You see...

781
00:42:58,494 --> 00:43:01,163
Whispering glades
is a way of life.

782
00:44:12,901 --> 00:44:13,944
Good morning, sir.

783
00:44:14,153 --> 00:44:15,154
Good morning, sir.

784
00:44:15,321 --> 00:44:16,322
Good morning.

785
00:44:16,530 --> 00:44:17,573
Good morning, sir.

786
00:44:17,781 --> 00:44:18,490
Good morning, sir.

787
00:44:18,699 --> 00:44:19,742
Good morning.

788
00:44:19,950 --> 00:44:21,327
Good morning, sir.

789
00:44:21,535 --> 00:44:22,578
Good morning,

790
00:44:22,786 --> 00:44:25,247
Good morning.

791
00:44:25,456 --> 00:44:27,499
Good morning,
Mr. Joyboy.

792
00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:28,751
Good morning.

793
00:44:28,959 --> 00:44:29,959
Good morning,
Mr. Joyboy.

794
00:44:30,127 --> 00:44:31,128
Good morning.

795
00:44:31,337 --> 00:44:32,504
Good morning,
Mr. Joyboy.

796
00:44:32,713 --> 00:44:33,922
Good morning, good morning.

797
00:44:35,132 --> 00:44:36,759
Good morning, Mr...

798
00:44:40,346 --> 00:44:42,973
Good morning, Miss Thanatogenos.

799
00:44:43,182 --> 00:44:45,768
Good morning, Mr. Joyboy.

800
00:44:47,353 --> 00:44:48,979
Here is the strangulated
loved one

801
00:44:49,188 --> 00:44:51,357
for the Gothic slumber room.

802
00:44:51,565 --> 00:44:53,817
Was he a difficult case,
Mr. Joyboy?

803
00:44:54,818 --> 00:44:56,195
No. just a wee bit,

804
00:44:56,403 --> 00:45:00,032
but I think he
came out just dandy.

805
00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:03,160
Oh, he's beautiful.

806
00:45:03,369 --> 00:45:05,162
Yes.

807
00:45:05,371 --> 00:45:07,164
There.

808
00:45:07,373 --> 00:45:09,708
He came up nicely, so...

809
00:45:09,917 --> 00:45:11,210
Supple.

810
00:45:11,418 --> 00:45:12,961
Well, I'd better begin.

811
00:45:13,170 --> 00:45:16,298
I don't know what it is.
I don't know how to explain it,

812
00:45:16,507 --> 00:45:19,134
you see, but it seems when I
know I'm working for you,

813
00:45:19,343 --> 00:45:20,678
then something in me

814
00:45:20,886 --> 00:45:23,722
says, "he's on his way to
Miss Thanatogenos,"

815
00:45:23,931 --> 00:45:26,975
and then my fingers
just take control.

816
00:45:27,184 --> 00:45:29,061
Haven't you noticed that?

817
00:45:29,269 --> 00:45:30,896
Well...

818
00:45:31,105 --> 00:45:33,524
I did say only last week

819
00:45:33,732 --> 00:45:36,902
that all the loved ones
that come from Mr. Joyboy

820
00:45:37,069 --> 00:45:38,570
have the most beautiful smiles.

821
00:45:38,779 --> 00:45:41,073
It's all for you,
Miss Thanatogenos.

822
00:45:41,281 --> 00:45:43,409
Mr. Joyboy.
Mr. Joyboy.

823
00:45:43,617 --> 00:45:45,035
Yes. what is it?

824
00:45:45,244 --> 00:45:47,830
2 more loved ones just came in.
Who are they for?

825
00:45:48,038 --> 00:45:49,581
Mr. Fogel's free.

826
00:45:49,790 --> 00:45:51,542
One of them is an infant.

827
00:45:51,750 --> 00:45:53,085
Oh. is it mother
and child?

828
00:45:53,293 --> 00:45:54,753
No. no relation.

829
00:45:54,962 --> 00:45:56,880
Well, then Mr. Fogel
will take the adult,

830
00:45:57,089 --> 00:45:58,257
and I'll do the baby.

831
00:45:58,465 --> 00:46:01,176
You do love children,
don't you, Mr. Joyboy?

832
00:46:02,845 --> 00:46:04,680
Well...

833
00:46:04,888 --> 00:46:06,306
Off to baby.

834
00:47:31,975 --> 00:47:34,478
Is it what you'd hoped,
Mr. Barlow?

835
00:47:34,686 --> 00:47:35,854
Hmm? oh.

836
00:47:36,063 --> 00:47:37,481
More.

837
00:47:37,689 --> 00:47:39,858
Is, uh...
Is he quite, uh...

838
00:47:40,067 --> 00:47:41,485
Hard?

839
00:47:41,693 --> 00:47:43,111
Firm.

840
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:45,030
Hmm. may I...
May I touch him?

841
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:47,491
Please do not.
It leaves a Mark.

842
00:47:47,699 --> 00:47:49,284
Come this way, gentlemen.

843
00:47:51,286 --> 00:47:52,788
Excuse me.

844
00:47:52,996 --> 00:47:54,248
Ah, Barlow.

845
00:47:56,208 --> 00:47:58,085
Yes.

846
00:47:58,293 --> 00:47:59,461
What was it...

847
00:47:59,670 --> 00:48:02,214
My old friend Sir James Barrie
used to say?

848
00:48:02,422 --> 00:48:03,465
"To die..."

849
00:48:03,674 --> 00:48:05,717
"Will be a very great
adventure."

850
00:48:05,926 --> 00:48:07,719
Thank you.

851
00:48:07,928 --> 00:48:11,723
Barlow, didn't old Frank say you
did a bit of ballad-mongering?

852
00:48:11,932 --> 00:48:13,684
Well, um...

853
00:48:13,892 --> 00:48:16,228
Why don't you write me
something to recite at the funeral?

854
00:48:16,436 --> 00:48:18,188
Keep it short
and direct, will you?

855
00:48:18,397 --> 00:48:20,691
Well, I'll certainly try,
Sir Ambrose.

856
00:48:20,899 --> 00:48:24,528
And make it legible.
I don't want to have to wear my goggles.

857
00:48:24,736 --> 00:48:26,405
Yes.

858
00:48:26,613 --> 00:48:29,241
Do you know,
I don't think I've ever seen old Frank

859
00:48:29,449 --> 00:48:30,449
looking better.

860
00:48:30,576 --> 00:48:32,995
"Bury the great knight..."

861
00:48:33,203 --> 00:48:37,249
"With the studio's...
Valediction."

862
00:48:37,457 --> 00:48:41,712
"Let us bury the great knight..."

863
00:48:43,255 --> 00:48:44,715
Ohh.

864
00:48:44,923 --> 00:48:46,550
Valediction.

865
00:48:46,758 --> 00:48:49,928
Valediction,
restriction, friction...

866
00:48:50,137 --> 00:48:52,139
Constriction.

867
00:48:53,599 --> 00:48:57,519
"They told me,
Francis Hinsley..."

868
00:48:57,728 --> 00:49:00,314
"They told me
you were hung..."

869
00:49:02,107 --> 00:49:05,777
"With red protruding
eyeballs..."

870
00:49:05,986 --> 00:49:09,323
"And black
protruding tongue."

871
00:49:14,202 --> 00:49:18,874
"I wept as I remembered..."

872
00:49:19,082 --> 00:49:21,251
"How often you and I had..."

873
00:49:21,460 --> 00:49:22,544
"Ha ha ha!"

874
00:49:22,753 --> 00:49:24,338
"Had laughed..."

875
00:49:25,797 --> 00:49:27,925
"About Los Angeles..."

876
00:49:29,259 --> 00:49:33,680
"And now,
'tis here..."

877
00:49:33,889 --> 00:49:35,766
"You'll lie."

878
00:49:37,142 --> 00:49:39,186
"Here..."

879
00:49:39,394 --> 00:49:42,773
"Pickled in formaldehyde
and, uh..."

880
00:49:42,981 --> 00:49:46,318
"Painted like a whore..."

881
00:49:46,526 --> 00:49:50,989
"Shrimp pink, incorruptible,"

882
00:49:51,198 --> 00:49:52,950
"not lost..."

883
00:49:55,577 --> 00:49:58,789
"But gone, before."

884
00:50:09,841 --> 00:50:10,892
Hello!

885
00:50:10,901 --> 00:50:12,277
Oh, I'm sorry.

886
00:50:12,344 --> 00:50:13,845
I didn't mean to frighten you.

887
00:50:14,012 --> 00:50:17,432
I'm afraid my memory's
very bad for live faces.

888
00:50:17,641 --> 00:50:19,601
Tell me something, uh...

889
00:50:19,810 --> 00:50:22,020
Do you come here often?

890
00:50:22,229 --> 00:50:24,106
Yes, I do. I come here
almost every day

891
00:50:24,314 --> 00:50:25,399
to have my lunch.

892
00:50:28,694 --> 00:50:29,963
Tell me, what do you think about

893
00:50:29,987 --> 00:50:32,155
when you're out here
all by yourself?

894
00:50:33,865 --> 00:50:35,659
Oh, just...

895
00:50:35,867 --> 00:50:37,953
Death and aught.

896
00:50:38,161 --> 00:50:41,039
Ah, "Half in love
with easeful death"!

897
00:50:41,248 --> 00:50:43,333
What did you say?

898
00:50:43,542 --> 00:50:45,460
It's a poem.

899
00:50:45,669 --> 00:50:47,629
A poem?

900
00:50:47,838 --> 00:50:49,715
Are you a poet?

901
00:50:49,923 --> 00:50:52,300
"For many a time
I've been half in love"

902
00:50:52,509 --> 00:50:54,177
"with easeful death,"

903
00:50:54,386 --> 00:50:58,056
"call'd him soft names in many
a mused rhyme,"

904
00:50:58,265 --> 00:51:00,684
"to take into the air
my quiet breath,"

905
00:51:00,892 --> 00:51:02,060
"now more than ever"

906
00:51:02,269 --> 00:51:03,895
"seems it rich to die,"

907
00:51:04,104 --> 00:51:06,898
"to cease upon the midnight"

908
00:51:07,107 --> 00:51:09,109
"with no pain."

909
00:51:10,694 --> 00:51:11,903
Did you write that?

910
00:51:12,112 --> 00:51:13,238
Did you like it?

911
00:51:13,447 --> 00:51:14,823
Oh, yes.

912
00:51:15,032 --> 00:51:16,533
It's beautiful.

913
00:51:16,742 --> 00:51:20,328
Did you write it since you came
here to Whispering Glades?

914
00:51:20,537 --> 00:51:23,498
No, no, no.
It was written a long time ago.

915
00:51:23,707 --> 00:51:27,878
Well, it couldn't have been lovelier
if you'd written it right here.

916
00:51:28,086 --> 00:51:30,255
It must be a wonderful,
inspiring thing

917
00:51:30,464 --> 00:51:31,882
to be a poet.

918
00:51:32,090 --> 00:51:34,926
You have a rather poetic
occupation yourself.

919
00:51:35,135 --> 00:51:38,930
Yes. yes, I know I have.

920
00:51:39,097 --> 00:51:41,183
Are some of the loved ones

921
00:51:41,391 --> 00:51:43,727
better to work on
than, uh, others?

922
00:51:43,935 --> 00:51:45,604
Oh, yes.

923
00:51:45,771 --> 00:51:49,191
When a person has soul,
it makes all the difference.

924
00:51:49,399 --> 00:51:52,360
When there's soul,
there's something to inspire you...

925
00:51:52,569 --> 00:51:53,737
tell me something,

926
00:51:53,945 --> 00:51:56,114
would it inspire you

927
00:51:56,323 --> 00:52:00,535
to work on a loved one
who was like me?

928
00:52:03,622 --> 00:52:05,707
You'd be difficult.

929
00:52:07,250 --> 00:52:09,586
You're the wrong age for soul.

930
00:52:09,795 --> 00:52:13,715
It comes more naturally in the
very young or the very old.

931
00:52:13,924 --> 00:52:16,218
But I'd certainly be inspired.

932
00:52:16,426 --> 00:52:19,805
It would be marvelous
to work on a poet.

933
00:52:20,013 --> 00:52:21,973
"Now more than ever"

934
00:52:22,182 --> 00:52:25,185
"seems it rich to die."

935
00:52:28,230 --> 00:52:31,483
I'd love to read
your poem sometime.

936
00:52:31,691 --> 00:52:34,319
I'll send it to you.

937
00:52:34,528 --> 00:52:37,572
That is, if you'll tell me
your name and address.

938
00:52:37,781 --> 00:52:39,157
My name is Aimee.

939
00:52:39,366 --> 00:52:41,660
Ah, what a pretty name.
Is it French?

940
00:52:41,868 --> 00:52:43,995
Oh, no. It's after
Aimee McPherson.

941
00:52:44,162 --> 00:52:45,664
Well, I have to be going.

942
00:52:45,831 --> 00:52:48,583
Wait. uh,
where shall I send the poem?

943
00:52:48,792 --> 00:52:51,503
Oh, just send it here
to Whispering Glades.

944
00:52:51,711 --> 00:52:53,004
This is my true home.

945
00:52:53,213 --> 00:52:55,507
We're running late, Joe.
You better goose him up.

946
00:52:55,715 --> 00:52:56,967
Right.

947
00:52:57,175 --> 00:52:59,010
Above the love of the flesh,

948
00:52:59,177 --> 00:53:00,512
dear brethren,

949
00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:02,180
there is a higher love,

950
00:53:02,389 --> 00:53:05,475
a purer love, a Fuller love,

951
00:53:05,684 --> 00:53:08,520
a love which can only be
described as...

952
00:53:08,728 --> 00:53:10,772
As true love.

953
00:53:12,858 --> 00:53:15,610
Richard, wilt thou have
this woman to thy wedded wife?

954
00:53:15,819 --> 00:53:17,195
I will.

955
00:53:17,404 --> 00:53:18,864
Patricia, wilt thou have this man

956
00:53:19,072 --> 00:53:20,198
to thy wedded husband?

957
00:53:20,407 --> 00:53:21,533
I will.

958
00:53:21,741 --> 00:53:23,201
Repeat after me.

959
00:53:23,410 --> 00:53:25,704
With this ring, I thee wed.

960
00:53:25,871 --> 00:53:28,623
With this...
those whom god hath joined together,

961
00:53:28,832 --> 00:53:30,333
let no man put asunder.

962
00:53:30,542 --> 00:53:32,377
By the authority vested in me

963
00:53:32,586 --> 00:53:34,171
by the state of California,

964
00:53:34,379 --> 00:53:36,548
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.

965
00:53:53,398 --> 00:53:55,650
Hey, Mark!

966
00:53:55,859 --> 00:53:58,987
No, you jerk!
On the casket!

967
00:53:59,196 --> 00:54:01,198
All set? Go!

968
00:54:29,267 --> 00:54:32,145
"Let us bury the great knight"

969
00:54:32,354 --> 00:54:35,190
"with the studio's valediction,"

970
00:54:35,398 --> 00:54:39,903
"who has since suffered a form
of major constriction."

971
00:54:41,446 --> 00:54:44,115
"They told me, Francis Hinsley,"

972
00:54:44,324 --> 00:54:47,118
"they told me you were hung,"

973
00:54:47,327 --> 00:54:49,746
"with red protruding eyeballs..."

974
00:54:51,248 --> 00:54:55,252
"I wept as I remembered
how often you and I

975
00:54:55,460 --> 00:54:57,420
have laughed about lo..."

976
00:54:59,547 --> 00:55:03,468
Taking him all in all,
this was a man.

977
00:55:03,677 --> 00:55:04,928
Unto almighty god,

978
00:55:05,136 --> 00:55:07,639
we commend the soul of
our loved one departed.

979
00:55:07,847 --> 00:55:09,266
Gibberish.
Filthy gibberish.

980
00:55:09,474 --> 00:55:10,934
Well, if you'd...

981
00:55:11,142 --> 00:55:13,561
if you'd only taken the time
to read it beforehand.

982
00:55:13,770 --> 00:55:16,481
I have more important things to
do than to read your doggerel.

983
00:55:16,690 --> 00:55:17,315
Doggerel, I see.

984
00:55:17,524 --> 00:55:18,108
Amen.
Amen.

985
00:55:18,316 --> 00:55:19,567
Amen.
Amen.

986
00:55:19,776 --> 00:55:21,987
I don't know what your game is,
Barlow, but...

987
00:55:22,195 --> 00:55:24,115
Could we have you looking over here,
Sir Ambrose?

988
00:55:24,197 --> 00:55:25,448
Thank you, Sir Ambrose.

989
00:55:25,657 --> 00:55:27,492
Yeah, that's fine. Hold it there.
Thank you.

990
00:55:27,701 --> 00:55:28,910
Oh, one more, Sir Ambrose.

991
00:55:29,119 --> 00:55:30,495
Up a little.
Thank you.

992
00:55:30,704 --> 00:55:32,163
Right this way.
Hold it there.

993
00:55:32,372 --> 00:55:34,708
Over here, Sir Ambrose.
Beautiful. Just hold it.

994
00:55:36,418 --> 00:55:37,961
I'm sorry, kid.

995
00:55:38,169 --> 00:55:39,504
Oh, thank you very much.

996
00:55:39,713 --> 00:55:41,506
I sure did feel bad
about your uncle.

997
00:55:41,715 --> 00:55:43,758
He was the one
learned me good English.

998
00:55:43,967 --> 00:55:46,303
The consul happens to be
a personal friend of mine.

999
00:55:46,511 --> 00:55:47,822
He'll be told
of your scandalous conduct.

1000
00:55:47,846 --> 00:55:49,347
If you take my advice,

1001
00:55:49,556 --> 00:55:51,325
you'll get out of this country
before they throw you out.

1002
00:55:51,349 --> 00:55:52,851
That may a little bit
uncomfortable.

1003
00:55:53,059 --> 00:55:54,699
The police here have
developed new methods

1004
00:55:54,728 --> 00:55:56,813
of dealing
with hooligans like you.

1005
00:55:57,022 --> 00:56:00,275
Dogs and cattle prods.

1006
00:56:00,483 --> 00:56:01,943
Hey, uh, kid, uh...

1007
00:56:02,152 --> 00:56:04,029
What's with his lordship?

1008
00:56:04,237 --> 00:56:06,781
I think he didn't like my poem.

1009
00:56:06,990 --> 00:56:08,283
He's anti-art.

1010
00:56:08,491 --> 00:56:10,869
Hmm. well, what
are your plans now?

1011
00:56:11,077 --> 00:56:12,704
Very flexible at the moment.

1012
00:56:12,912 --> 00:56:14,039
Well, I just been thinking.

1013
00:56:14,247 --> 00:56:15,707
You know, I've got a plan.

1014
00:56:15,915 --> 00:56:17,208
What?
As a matter of fact,

1015
00:56:17,417 --> 00:56:19,127
I've got a proposition for you.

1016
00:56:19,336 --> 00:56:21,129
You just leave it to old Harry.

1017
00:56:21,338 --> 00:56:23,548
You know something?
You look great in black.

1018
00:56:23,757 --> 00:56:26,676
Arthur!

1019
00:56:26,885 --> 00:56:29,554
You know we're due at
the Atwells' in 10 minutes!

1020
00:56:31,181 --> 00:56:33,391
Oh, go on! Wreck the house!
Stop it!

1021
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,226
I know one thing only!

1022
00:56:35,435 --> 00:56:37,312
I know that Arthur's dead,

1023
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:38,897
and you killed him!

1024
00:56:39,105 --> 00:56:41,316
I did not kill Arthur.
Come in.

1025
00:56:41,524 --> 00:56:42,524
Yes, I-I'm...

1026
00:56:42,567 --> 00:56:43,902
I know who you are, young man.

1027
00:56:44,110 --> 00:56:45,528
Just come right over here

1028
00:56:45,737 --> 00:56:47,739
and just wait right
here for a minute

1029
00:56:47,947 --> 00:56:49,532
because my wife
is a little upset.

1030
00:56:49,741 --> 00:56:51,326
Will you wait here, please?

1031
00:56:51,534 --> 00:56:54,079
Helen, that was a damn
silly thing to say to me.

1032
00:56:54,287 --> 00:56:55,538
Silly?
Yes.

1033
00:56:55,747 --> 00:56:56,915
Yes, yes, of course.

1034
00:56:57,123 --> 00:56:57,707
You think

1035
00:56:57,916 --> 00:56:59,042
everything's silly.

1036
00:56:59,250 --> 00:57:01,753
This house is silly, I'm silly,

1037
00:57:01,961 --> 00:57:03,546
the president is silly...

1038
00:57:03,755 --> 00:57:05,590
And Arthur was silly.

1039
00:57:05,799 --> 00:57:08,510
If you really loved Arthur as
much as you say that you do...

1040
00:57:08,718 --> 00:57:10,887
Where Arthur was concerned,

1041
00:57:11,096 --> 00:57:15,058
you never even gave love a break,

1042
00:57:15,266 --> 00:57:17,268
but you could have tried.

1043
00:57:17,477 --> 00:57:18,770
You mean...

1044
00:57:18,978 --> 00:57:21,856
Yes! Dr. Sallit could
have helped you.

1045
00:57:22,065 --> 00:57:23,608
Helen, dear, we've got to decide

1046
00:57:23,817 --> 00:57:25,017
about the services for Arthur.

1047
00:57:25,151 --> 00:57:26,945
We can't keep
the Atwells waiting.

1048
00:57:27,153 --> 00:57:29,114
Must you make a farce
out of everything?

1049
00:57:29,322 --> 00:57:30,740
Oh, Helen.

1050
00:57:35,453 --> 00:57:37,080
Send him away.

1051
00:57:39,457 --> 00:57:41,793
Helen, we've got to settle
this once and for all

1052
00:57:42,001 --> 00:57:43,962
for everybody's sake.

1053
00:57:44,170 --> 00:57:46,756
You filthy swine!

1054
00:57:51,177 --> 00:57:53,555
Why must you always hurt me?

1055
00:57:53,763 --> 00:57:55,432
Helen, please.

1056
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:57,767
All right!

1057
00:57:57,976 --> 00:58:00,103
Have it your own way.

1058
00:58:01,813 --> 00:58:04,023
You always do!

1059
00:58:18,788 --> 00:58:20,623
I want to conclude this business

1060
00:58:20,832 --> 00:58:21,958
as quickly as possible.

1061
00:58:24,586 --> 00:58:27,005
Come on. Hurry.

1062
00:58:27,213 --> 00:58:29,090
Let's get to it.

1063
00:58:30,717 --> 00:58:32,260
All right.
Come on, kid.

1064
00:58:32,469 --> 00:58:32,969
Come on.
Let's get to it.

1065
00:58:33,178 --> 00:58:35,013
Yes, of course.

1066
00:58:35,221 --> 00:58:37,348
Uh, which service
have you decided on?

1067
00:58:37,557 --> 00:58:39,267
Well, uh, I don't know.

1068
00:58:39,476 --> 00:58:43,438
We can give you
entombment, empyrement,

1069
00:58:43,646 --> 00:58:48,359
dissemination, or eternalization.

1070
00:58:48,568 --> 00:58:51,529
I don't know what the
hell you're talking about.

1071
00:58:51,738 --> 00:58:54,699
That would be embalmed, buried,
scattered, or burned.

1072
00:58:54,908 --> 00:58:56,868
Burned?
That's good. Burned.

1073
00:58:57,076 --> 00:58:58,536
Now, then, uh, let's see.

1074
00:58:58,745 --> 00:59:02,624
Will you require a niche
in our sanctum... sanatorium...

1075
00:59:02,832 --> 00:59:05,335
Or would you prefer to
keep the ashes at home?

1076
00:59:08,171 --> 00:59:10,340
Not at home, pal.
Not at home, no.

1077
00:59:10,548 --> 00:59:13,468
If you'll just sign
the order form.

1078
00:59:13,676 --> 00:59:15,011
Yeah. the dough.

1079
00:59:16,888 --> 00:59:18,014
Where is the hurt one?

1080
00:59:18,223 --> 00:59:20,141
You mean Arthur?
He's in the kitchen.

1081
00:59:20,350 --> 00:59:22,936
I put him on the breakfast bar.

1082
00:59:23,978 --> 00:59:24,978
Get him out of here.

1083
00:59:25,021 --> 00:59:26,397
Oh, yes, every anniversary,

1084
00:59:26,606 --> 00:59:28,900
a card of remembrance
is sent without charge.

1085
00:59:29,108 --> 00:59:31,903
And it reads, "your little
Arthur is thinking of you"

1086
00:59:32,111 --> 00:59:34,739
and wagging his tail
in heaven tonight."

1087
00:59:34,948 --> 00:59:36,407
That's beautiful, very beautiful.

1088
00:59:36,616 --> 00:59:37,616
Thank you.

1089
00:59:37,700 --> 00:59:39,494
Don't touch Arthur.

1090
00:59:39,702 --> 00:59:41,079
Helen, we're 5 minutes late now

1091
00:59:41,246 --> 00:59:44,415
for dinner at the Atwells'.
Helen, please.

1092
00:59:44,624 --> 00:59:45,375
Stay where you are.

1093
00:59:45,583 --> 00:59:47,585
Shall I put my hands up?

1094
00:59:47,794 --> 00:59:49,420
No. take Arthur
and go.

1095
00:59:49,629 --> 00:59:51,506
Don't you dare.

1096
00:59:51,714 --> 00:59:52,757
Helen, this is ridiculous.

1097
00:59:52,924 --> 00:59:54,092
I'm getting hungry.

1098
00:59:54,300 --> 00:59:55,552
Stop!

1099
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:57,440
All right, go ahead and shoot me.
Shoot me.

1100
00:59:57,470 --> 00:59:58,930
You'd like that, wouldn't you?

1101
00:59:59,138 --> 01:00:00,932
Always wanting the easy way out.

1102
01:00:01,140 --> 01:00:03,184
This time, you're not
going to get it.

1103
01:00:03,393 --> 01:00:04,686
Stop, stop!
Helen, stop!

1104
01:00:04,894 --> 01:00:06,771
No, no! I don't
want to leave him! I...

1105
01:00:06,980 --> 01:00:08,273
Take Arthur and run.

1106
01:00:08,481 --> 01:00:09,607
Take him and run.

1107
01:00:09,816 --> 01:00:12,402
Arthur!
Oh, Arthur!

1108
01:00:12,610 --> 01:00:14,445
Oh, sweet Arthur!

1109
01:00:14,612 --> 01:00:15,738
Hello. operator?

1110
01:00:17,657 --> 01:00:20,577
Hello. Dr. Sallit?
Do me a favor, honey, will you?

1111
01:00:20,785 --> 01:00:24,205
Will you call the Atwells and tell
them we'll be late for dinner?

1112
01:00:24,414 --> 01:00:25,540
Yes, madam.
Yes, yes.

1113
01:00:25,748 --> 01:00:27,625
He'll be in very good company...

1114
01:00:27,834 --> 01:00:30,128
Mm-hmm.
Rin Tin Tin, Lassie, Trigger, Silver.

1115
01:00:30,336 --> 01:00:31,462
They're all here.

1116
01:00:31,671 --> 01:00:33,256
Little Sheba,
Mister Ed. Mm-hmm.

1117
01:00:33,464 --> 01:00:35,133
Fine. you bet.

1118
01:00:35,341 --> 01:00:38,970
Listen, why don't I drop by your
place with one of our brochures,

1119
01:00:39,178 --> 01:00:42,140
and I'll fill you in on our
services, all right?

1120
01:00:42,348 --> 01:00:44,392
Fine. you bet. Right away.
Bye, now.

1121
01:00:44,601 --> 01:00:46,311
How did you make out, kid?

1122
01:00:46,519 --> 01:00:47,770
Quite well.

1123
01:00:47,979 --> 01:00:49,897
Just another well-adjusted
American couple.

1124
01:00:50,106 --> 01:00:51,106
Hmm, good.

1125
01:00:51,190 --> 01:00:52,984
Well, listen, I've got to make

1126
01:00:53,192 --> 01:00:55,153
a little trip over
to Beverly Hills.

1127
01:00:55,361 --> 01:00:57,113
See a man about a dog.

1128
01:01:17,008 --> 01:01:19,802
"Now therefore,
while the youthful hue..."

1129
01:01:21,429 --> 01:01:23,765
"Sits on thy skin
like morning dew..."

1130
01:01:25,433 --> 01:01:29,062
"Now let us sport us
while we may..."

1131
01:01:29,270 --> 01:01:33,191
"Let us roll all our strength
and all our sweetness"

1132
01:01:33,399 --> 01:01:34,901
"up into one ball..."

1133
01:01:36,527 --> 01:01:39,238
"And tear our pleasures
with rough strife..."

1134
01:01:41,032 --> 01:01:45,828
"Thorough the iron gates
of life."

1135
01:01:48,873 --> 01:01:50,875
"The grave's a fine"

1136
01:01:51,084 --> 01:01:52,669
"and private place..."

1137
01:01:55,046 --> 01:01:56,839
"But none, I think..."

1138
01:01:58,716 --> 01:02:02,011
"Do there embrace."

1139
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:05,640
<i>"To his coy mistress"</i>

1140
01:02:05,848 --> 01:02:07,517
<i>"from Andrew Marvell..."</i>

1141
01:02:10,561 --> 01:02:12,480
<i>"And me."</i>

1142
01:02:16,401 --> 01:02:17,777
Hello.

1143
01:02:17,985 --> 01:02:19,362
Oh, hello.

1144
01:02:21,072 --> 01:02:22,115
Uh...

1145
01:02:23,282 --> 01:02:25,201
I brought you the poem.

1146
01:02:25,410 --> 01:02:28,162
But you said you
were going to send it.

1147
01:02:28,371 --> 01:02:30,248
Well, I wanted to see you.

1148
01:02:30,456 --> 01:02:33,418
I thought we might go to
the cinema or something.

1149
01:02:33,626 --> 01:02:35,086
Well, uh, well,

1150
01:02:35,294 --> 01:02:36,934
Reverend Glenworthy
considers it unethical

1151
01:02:37,130 --> 01:02:40,925
for the girls to see the waiting ones outside
the establishment.

1152
01:02:41,134 --> 01:02:42,260
Yes, well, uh,

1153
01:02:42,468 --> 01:02:44,387
he needn't know
about it, you know?

1154
01:02:44,595 --> 01:02:46,055
Oh, no.

1155
01:02:46,264 --> 01:02:48,349
I couldn't deceive
Reverend Glenworthy.

1156
01:02:48,558 --> 01:02:49,767
Oh, I see.

1157
01:02:49,976 --> 01:02:53,438
Well, anyway, I always
stay home in the evenings.

1158
01:02:53,646 --> 01:02:54,272
Good night, Miss Thanatogenos.

1159
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:55,898
Good night.

1160
01:03:01,571 --> 01:03:02,947
How disgusting!

1161
01:03:03,114 --> 01:03:04,365
What?

1162
01:03:04,574 --> 01:03:07,410
There. that awful truck.

1163
01:03:07,618 --> 01:03:08,786
Oh.

1164
01:03:08,995 --> 01:03:10,621
"The Happier Hunting Grounds."

1165
01:03:10,830 --> 01:03:14,292
They try to be like us,
and they just make a mockery of death.

1166
01:03:14,500 --> 01:03:16,627
Oh! ooh!

1167
01:03:16,836 --> 01:03:18,296
What's the matter?

1168
01:03:18,504 --> 01:03:19,797
Are you sick?

1169
01:03:20,006 --> 01:03:21,048
No, no, no.

1170
01:03:21,257 --> 01:03:22,425
It's not that.

1171
01:03:22,633 --> 01:03:24,302
It's... I can't explain.

1172
01:03:24,510 --> 01:03:26,971
It's like some kind of tiny
brain hemorrhage.

1173
01:03:27,180 --> 01:03:29,515
It comes over me
like this sometimes.

1174
01:03:31,809 --> 01:03:33,102
A poem.

1175
01:03:35,062 --> 01:03:37,148
Yes, I must write it now.

1176
01:03:37,356 --> 01:03:39,567
Now, the thing is, uh,

1177
01:03:39,776 --> 01:03:41,569
this is not the place.

1178
01:03:41,778 --> 01:03:43,571
I know what's nearby.

1179
01:03:43,780 --> 01:03:45,782
If I could only think.

1180
01:03:48,159 --> 01:03:50,828
The falls, the falls of Xanadu.

1181
01:03:51,037 --> 01:03:53,581
Here. right
down here. Come on.

1182
01:03:53,790 --> 01:03:55,833
This is a nice place.

1183
01:03:56,042 --> 01:03:58,127
Isn't this a likely spot?

1184
01:03:59,837 --> 01:04:02,799
Well, yes, it's lovely.

1185
01:04:06,177 --> 01:04:09,055
Aimee, I want you to help me.

1186
01:04:09,263 --> 01:04:12,642
I want you to help
me write the poem.

1187
01:04:12,850 --> 01:04:14,435
Help you? But how?

1188
01:04:14,644 --> 01:04:16,646
I want you to be...

1189
01:04:16,854 --> 01:04:20,149
I want you to be a part of it.

1190
01:04:20,358 --> 01:04:21,984
Now, here, look.

1191
01:04:24,195 --> 01:04:26,906
Let me explain.
Here. Sit, sit.

1192
01:04:27,114 --> 01:04:29,534
Aimee, a poet, an artist,

1193
01:04:29,742 --> 01:04:32,036
he draws his inspiration
from beauty

1194
01:04:32,245 --> 01:04:33,788
in many forms.

1195
01:04:36,707 --> 01:04:38,334
Dennis, don't!

1196
01:04:38,543 --> 01:04:41,712
That's not
an ethical thing to do.

1197
01:04:41,921 --> 01:04:43,714
Why? don't
Americans kiss?

1198
01:04:43,923 --> 01:04:45,508
Well, of course they kiss.

1199
01:04:45,716 --> 01:04:48,553
But what has that
got to do with us?

1200
01:04:48,761 --> 01:04:49,929
Everything.

1201
01:04:52,139 --> 01:04:53,516
You're an American girl...

1202
01:04:54,892 --> 01:04:57,019
And I'm a man.

1203
01:04:57,228 --> 01:04:59,063
And, anyway, this
certainly wouldn't be

1204
01:04:59,272 --> 01:05:01,983
the time or place
for that sort of thing.

1205
01:05:02,191 --> 01:05:04,402
What better time and
place could there be?

1206
01:05:04,610 --> 01:05:06,237
Here we are together.

1207
01:05:06,445 --> 01:05:09,699
Aimee, shall I compare
thee to a summer's day?

1208
01:05:09,907 --> 01:05:11,868
Did you just write that?

1209
01:05:12,076 --> 01:05:13,244
Thou art more lovely

1210
01:05:13,452 --> 01:05:15,121
and more temperate.

1211
01:05:16,664 --> 01:05:19,250
Dennis, don't.
No, you must...

1212
01:05:19,458 --> 01:05:24,422
Aimee, you do...
want to help me write that poem,

1213
01:05:24,630 --> 01:05:25,882
don't you?

1214
01:05:27,675 --> 01:05:29,051
I do.

1215
01:05:29,260 --> 01:05:32,597
I do want to help you
write the poem, but...

1216
01:05:32,805 --> 01:05:34,056
In the name of art...

1217
01:05:44,358 --> 01:05:45,526
I think I...

1218
01:05:45,735 --> 01:05:48,362
I think I chipped my cap
on your tooth.

1219
01:05:50,698 --> 01:05:53,534
Behold the lovely
falls of Xanadu...

1220
01:05:54,744 --> 01:05:56,537
Aimee. stop.

1221
01:05:56,746 --> 01:06:01,292
An exact replica of those in
the famous city of Kubla Khan...

1222
01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:02,752
Aimee!

1223
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:04,921
They measure 427 feet in height.

1224
01:06:05,129 --> 01:06:06,464
Aimee!

1225
01:06:06,631 --> 01:06:09,425
They produce 160 gallons
of water per minute.

1226
01:06:09,634 --> 01:06:10,634
Aimee!

1227
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:12,428
The falls were built in 1953...

1228
01:06:12,637 --> 01:06:14,138
Aimee, don't be frightened.

1229
01:06:14,347 --> 01:06:16,223
At a cost of
more than $1 million.

1230
01:06:16,432 --> 01:06:17,934
Aimee, there's nothing wrong

1231
01:06:18,142 --> 01:06:19,382
with having feelings like that.

1232
01:06:19,518 --> 01:06:20,758
Regard these falls, stranger...

1233
01:06:20,811 --> 01:06:22,104
And be happy.

1234
01:06:23,522 --> 01:06:25,316
Aimee! whoa!

1235
01:06:25,524 --> 01:06:28,736
Behold the lovely
falls of Xanadu...

1236
01:06:28,945 --> 01:06:30,738
An exact replica...

1237
01:06:30,947 --> 01:06:31,989
I can't swim!

1238
01:06:32,198 --> 01:06:33,449
Help!

1239
01:06:36,327 --> 01:06:38,162
Dear Guru Brahmin,

1240
01:06:38,371 --> 01:06:40,665
you may remember
that I wrote to you

1241
01:06:40,873 --> 01:06:43,668
about my feelings towards
the head of my department.

1242
01:06:43,876 --> 01:06:45,920
"But now, I've met another man,"

1243
01:06:46,128 --> 01:06:48,965
"and he's written
a lot of poems to me."

1244
01:06:49,173 --> 01:06:50,800
"When I'm with him,"

1245
01:06:51,008 --> 01:06:52,861
"I feel more like the other
girls say they feel"

1246
01:06:52,885 --> 01:06:57,014
"when they're with their
boyfriends or at the movies."

1247
01:06:57,223 --> 01:07:01,811
"However, he is not at all
such an admirable character."

1248
01:07:02,019 --> 01:07:05,314
"He's cynical about many
things which are sacred."

1249
01:07:05,523 --> 01:07:09,026
"Also, he's not American, but British."

1250
01:07:09,235 --> 01:07:12,530
"And tonight, he tried to..."

1251
01:07:12,738 --> 01:07:15,700
"Blank-blank with me."

1252
01:07:15,908 --> 01:07:19,662
"First, he tried to rouse
me in a physical manner."

1253
01:07:19,870 --> 01:07:22,540
"I don't know whether
I was roused or not."

1254
01:07:22,748 --> 01:07:24,375
"I think so."

1255
01:07:24,583 --> 01:07:27,545
"But I did not let him
do what he tried."

1256
01:07:27,753 --> 01:07:29,380
"Should I see this man again?"

1257
01:07:29,588 --> 01:07:31,465
OK.

1258
01:07:31,674 --> 01:07:32,883
"Dear Aimee,"

1259
01:07:33,092 --> 01:07:34,885
"the feeling you described"

1260
01:07:35,094 --> 01:07:36,721
"for your fresh friend"

1261
01:07:36,929 --> 01:07:38,681
"does not sound like love."

1262
01:07:38,889 --> 01:07:40,307
"But still remember,"

1263
01:07:40,516 --> 01:07:42,560
"love is a slow-growing seed,"

1264
01:07:42,768 --> 01:07:44,895
"which sometimes does not flower"

1265
01:07:45,062 --> 01:07:48,315
"until after marriage and
commonly shared experiences."

1266
01:07:48,524 --> 01:07:50,234
"Furthermore, you silly bitch,"

1267
01:07:50,443 --> 01:07:53,029
"whichever one you get is
much too good for you"

1268
01:07:53,237 --> 01:07:54,739
Strike out the "bitch."

1269
01:07:54,947 --> 01:07:56,240
"And examine carefully"

1270
01:07:56,449 --> 01:07:58,701
"the intentions of this
glib foreign poet."

1271
01:08:01,662 --> 01:08:03,080
Good morning, Miss Thanatogenos.

1272
01:08:03,289 --> 01:08:06,250
I'm terribly sorry.
I hope I didn't startle you.

1273
01:08:06,459 --> 01:08:07,543
No.

1274
01:08:07,752 --> 01:08:09,670
Miss Thanatogenos,
I cannot tell you

1275
01:08:09,879 --> 01:08:11,547
how pleased I am, not...

1276
01:08:13,090 --> 01:08:14,925
Not only with your work,

1277
01:08:15,134 --> 01:08:16,761
but the high standards
and the principles

1278
01:08:16,969 --> 01:08:18,262
that you bring to it.

1279
01:08:18,471 --> 01:08:19,555
Thank you.

1280
01:08:19,764 --> 01:08:20,764
Yes, yes...

1281
01:08:23,434 --> 01:08:27,104
Yesterday, I mentioned
you to the Blessed Reverend.

1282
01:08:27,313 --> 01:08:28,689
Hmm...

1283
01:08:28,898 --> 01:08:30,357
The blessed reverend?

1284
01:08:30,566 --> 01:08:32,443
Yes. which brings me

1285
01:08:32,651 --> 01:08:34,862
to the reason for
my intrusion here.

1286
01:08:35,071 --> 01:08:36,864
This way, Miss Thanatogenos.

1287
01:08:38,824 --> 01:08:40,201
Tomorrow they shall be swimming

1288
01:08:40,409 --> 01:08:42,953
on the new lake in Babyland.

1289
01:08:43,162 --> 01:08:46,207
The baby loved ones sometimes
feel lost there at first

1290
01:08:46,415 --> 01:08:48,584
just after they've passed over.

1291
01:08:48,793 --> 01:08:50,544
And I dreamed
they needed playmates.

1292
01:08:50,753 --> 01:08:53,464
What do you think
of my dream, Mr. Joyboy?

1293
01:08:53,672 --> 01:08:56,217
It's a dream that only the
Blessed Reverend can dream,

1294
01:08:56,425 --> 01:08:57,718
if I may say so.

1295
01:08:57,927 --> 01:09:00,054
And now I'd like
to present miss...

1296
01:09:00,262 --> 01:09:01,722
Miss Thanatogenos.

1297
01:09:03,766 --> 01:09:05,226
Yes, Miss Thanatogenos,

1298
01:09:05,434 --> 01:09:08,145
I've had my eye on you
for some time now,

1299
01:09:08,354 --> 01:09:09,980
as I have my eyes

1300
01:09:10,189 --> 01:09:13,818
on all the members
of our fine family here.

1301
01:09:14,026 --> 01:09:15,986
Miss Thanatogenos, as there are

1302
01:09:16,195 --> 01:09:18,614
many people
of delicate sensibilities,

1303
01:09:18,823 --> 01:09:22,326
with a natural reluctance
to expose their loved ones

1304
01:09:22,535 --> 01:09:24,578
to anything
savoring of immodesty,

1305
01:09:24,787 --> 01:09:25,996
I've been considering

1306
01:09:26,205 --> 01:09:29,166
the advantages
of training a female embalmer.

1307
01:09:29,375 --> 01:09:31,460
Oh. oh!

1308
01:09:31,669 --> 01:09:33,838
Aimee Thanatogenos...

1309
01:09:34,046 --> 01:09:40,010
First lady embalmer
of Whispering Glades.

1310
01:09:40,177 --> 01:09:42,096
Oh, thank you, Blessed Reverend.

1311
01:09:42,304 --> 01:09:43,304
Thank you.

1312
01:09:43,472 --> 01:09:44,598
That will be all.

1313
01:09:44,807 --> 01:09:45,850
Thank you.

1314
01:09:56,986 --> 01:09:58,654
I can't believe it.
Oh, Mr. Joyboy.

1315
01:09:58,863 --> 01:10:00,823
If I may intrude a personal note.

1316
01:10:01,031 --> 01:10:03,271
This does call for a little celebration,
don't you think?

1317
01:10:03,409 --> 01:10:05,035
I wonder if you

1318
01:10:05,202 --> 01:10:07,602
would do me the honour of having
supper with me this evening.

1319
01:10:07,663 --> 01:10:10,624
Oh...
I don't know what to say.

1320
01:10:10,833 --> 01:10:14,170
Well, I wish you'd come to my home,
Miss Thanatogenos.

1321
01:10:14,378 --> 01:10:17,214
Yes, I claim the right and
the very great privilege

1322
01:10:17,423 --> 01:10:20,134
of introducing the first lady
embalmer of Whispering Glades

1323
01:10:20,342 --> 01:10:21,552
to my mom.

1324
01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:24,221
The first lady embalmer
of Whispering Glades.

1325
01:10:24,430 --> 01:10:26,515
May I consider it definite, then?

1326
01:10:28,350 --> 01:10:29,518
OK.

1327
01:10:29,727 --> 01:10:30,895
Well, 7:00, then?

1328
01:10:31,103 --> 01:10:32,146
Congratulations.

1329
01:10:40,029 --> 01:10:44,366
The first lady embalmer
of Whispering Glades.

1330
01:10:44,575 --> 01:10:49,079
Lady embalmer
of Whispering Glades.

1331
01:10:49,288 --> 01:10:52,708
The first lady embalmer
of Whispering Glades.

1332
01:11:39,797 --> 01:11:42,007
Gentlemen, if you will.

1333
01:11:42,216 --> 01:11:43,842
Blake, the report.

1334
01:11:49,390 --> 01:11:51,100
Gentlemen,
these quarterly figures

1335
01:11:51,308 --> 01:11:53,060
have distressed me greatly.

1336
01:11:53,269 --> 01:11:56,480
Glenworthy enterprises is not
a philanthropic organization.

1337
01:11:56,689 --> 01:11:57,815
And now, let's go

1338
01:11:58,023 --> 01:11:59,900
straight to the purpose
of this meeting,

1339
01:12:00,109 --> 01:12:03,153
namely the status and future of
our beloved Whispering Glades

1340
01:12:03,362 --> 01:12:04,655
as a financial proposition.

1341
01:12:04,863 --> 01:12:06,949
Haggerty, the projection.

1342
01:12:08,826 --> 01:12:10,160
According to our projection

1343
01:12:10,369 --> 01:12:12,663
at the present rate of burial,

1344
01:12:12,871 --> 01:12:14,915
the total remaining acreage
will be depleted

1345
01:12:15,124 --> 01:12:16,583
in 7 years' time.

1346
01:12:16,792 --> 01:12:19,586
Whispering glades,
as an operational enterprise,

1347
01:12:19,795 --> 01:12:21,297
will then cease to exist.

1348
01:12:21,505 --> 01:12:23,590
The most feasible possibility,

1349
01:12:23,799 --> 01:12:26,010
which has yet been suggested,

1350
01:12:26,218 --> 01:12:29,805
is to convert this acreage
into a retirement city,

1351
01:12:30,014 --> 01:12:32,641
a haven for our senior citizens.

1352
01:12:32,850 --> 01:12:34,601
Haggerty, the views.

1353
01:12:34,810 --> 01:12:36,729
Now, gentlemen...

1354
01:12:40,107 --> 01:12:42,276
These are the views, gentlemen,

1355
01:12:42,484 --> 01:12:44,945
of some of our more successful
retirement communities.

1356
01:12:45,154 --> 01:12:48,032
Here you see
the Shangri-Lodge Tropicana

1357
01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:50,784
and our senior citizens at play.

1358
01:12:50,993 --> 01:12:54,872
The annual net has been placed
at some 25,000 per acre,

1359
01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:57,708
with the distinct advantage
of not depleting itself,

1360
01:12:57,916 --> 01:13:00,461
since the turnover among
retirement city clientele is...

1361
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:03,380
Fairly brisk.

1362
01:13:03,589 --> 01:13:05,132
Suffice it to say

1363
01:13:05,341 --> 01:13:07,468
that our overall projection
figures indicate

1364
01:13:07,676 --> 01:13:09,053
a 12,000% gain

1365
01:13:09,261 --> 01:13:11,013
in the immediate conversion

1366
01:13:11,221 --> 01:13:13,724
of this acreage
into a retirement city...

1367
01:13:13,932 --> 01:13:16,310
A haven for our senior citizens.

1368
01:13:16,518 --> 01:13:18,270
OK. kill it.

1369
01:13:20,397 --> 01:13:22,608
Gentlemen, any comment?

1370
01:13:22,816 --> 01:13:25,819
You're not thinking
about disinterment?

1371
01:13:26,028 --> 01:13:28,238
Surely, that is out of
the question, Wilbur.

1372
01:13:28,447 --> 01:13:29,948
After all,
it's consecrated ground.

1373
01:13:32,493 --> 01:13:35,746
There's got to be a way

1374
01:13:35,954 --> 01:13:40,084
to get those stiffs
off my property.

1375
01:13:40,292 --> 01:13:43,212
The first lady embalmer
of Whispering Glades.

1376
01:13:43,420 --> 01:13:44,505
That's splendid.

1377
01:13:44,713 --> 01:13:46,340
How much is that worth?

1378
01:13:46,548 --> 01:13:48,675
I don't know.

1379
01:13:48,884 --> 01:13:52,221
I never even considered
that part of it.

1380
01:13:52,429 --> 01:13:55,182
It must be something.
I mean, 200 a week.

1381
01:13:55,391 --> 01:13:57,393
We could get married on that.

1382
01:13:57,601 --> 01:13:59,061
What did you say?

1383
01:13:59,269 --> 01:14:02,356
We could be married.
Don't you see?

1384
01:14:05,067 --> 01:14:06,318
Aimee, wait.

1385
01:14:06,527 --> 01:14:09,113
You know... My dear girl,
don't you realize

1386
01:14:09,321 --> 01:14:11,241
it's only been money
that's been holding me back?

1387
01:14:11,323 --> 01:14:13,450
An American would despise himself

1388
01:14:13,659 --> 01:14:15,285
for living off his wife.

1389
01:14:15,452 --> 01:14:17,892
But you see, I'm English.
And we have none of these prejudices

1390
01:14:17,955 --> 01:14:19,873
in the old and more
developed civilization.

1391
01:14:20,082 --> 01:14:22,042
I think you are being
absolutely despicable.

1392
01:14:22,251 --> 01:14:24,378
Now, Aimee, now wait.
Listen, please. Shh.

1393
01:14:24,586 --> 01:14:28,048
Now, you want us to be together,
now, don't you?

1394
01:14:30,134 --> 01:14:31,260
No!

1395
01:14:31,468 --> 01:14:33,637
I don't think you're
an ethical person.

1396
01:14:33,804 --> 01:14:35,222
Aimee!

1397
01:14:41,437 --> 01:14:43,188
Well, here we are.

1398
01:14:43,397 --> 01:14:45,107
Now to meet mom.

1399
01:14:47,317 --> 01:14:48,777
This is mom's room.

1400
01:14:48,986 --> 01:14:51,655
It's sort of the center
of things around here.

1401
01:14:51,864 --> 01:14:54,074
Yo-hoo! mom,
are you decent?

1402
01:14:54,283 --> 01:14:56,952
Well, here we come, ready or not.

1403
01:15:00,414 --> 01:15:01,457
There's my boy!

1404
01:15:05,294 --> 01:15:07,671
I got you a big surprise.

1405
01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:09,298
Mm! mm!

1406
01:15:09,506 --> 01:15:12,468
Aimee, this is mom.

1407
01:15:12,676 --> 01:15:13,844
How do you do?

1408
01:15:14,052 --> 01:15:16,013
Hello, dear.
This is delicious.

1409
01:15:16,221 --> 01:15:19,183
This is our little Gandhi bird.

1410
01:15:19,391 --> 01:15:20,434
Come on, Gandhi.
Come on.

1411
01:15:20,642 --> 01:15:21,882
This is our little Gandhi bird.

1412
01:15:22,060 --> 01:15:24,188
Now, you just say hello
to Aimee, Gandhi.

1413
01:15:24,396 --> 01:15:26,040
There is no death.
There is no death. No death.

1414
01:15:26,064 --> 01:15:27,649
Mom taught her to say that.

1415
01:15:27,858 --> 01:15:29,860
Mom believes in
positive thinking.

1416
01:15:30,068 --> 01:15:31,862
I call him Gandhi
because he's so skinny.

1417
01:15:33,530 --> 01:15:35,532
Give him to me,
will you, Laf, darling?

1418
01:15:35,741 --> 01:15:37,451
That's a good boy.

1419
01:15:37,659 --> 01:15:39,036
Aren't you, Gandhi?

1420
01:15:39,244 --> 01:15:40,871
Good.

1421
01:15:41,079 --> 01:15:42,956
Now that you've met us,

1422
01:15:43,165 --> 01:15:45,167
what do you think
of our little family?

1423
01:15:45,375 --> 01:15:46,376
Uh-oh!

1424
01:15:46,585 --> 01:15:48,212
It's time for <i>King Chicken.</i>

1425
01:15:48,420 --> 01:15:50,380
Mom never misses her <i>King Chicken</i>
commercials.

1426
01:15:50,547 --> 01:15:55,010
And what's more, it's
extra low in calories.

1427
01:15:55,219 --> 01:15:57,012
Mm. This must be
<i>King Chicken</i>.

1428
01:15:57,221 --> 01:15:59,306
I don't even realize
I'm watching my diet.

1429
01:15:59,515 --> 01:16:01,308
Serve it often.

1430
01:16:01,517 --> 01:16:04,311
But make sure you serve
the supreme quality...

1431
01:16:04,520 --> 01:16:06,647
The king of chicken...
<i>King Chicken</i>.

1432
01:16:06,855 --> 01:16:08,357
Where's Laf?

1433
01:16:08,565 --> 01:16:09,733
Laf?

1434
01:16:09,942 --> 01:16:12,402
I always call him
Laf for Lafayette.

1435
01:16:13,529 --> 01:16:14,529
Oh.

1436
01:16:15,739 --> 01:16:17,533
7:38. time for
<i>Big Boy Crabs</i>.

1437
01:16:18,909 --> 01:16:21,245
It's a new one.
It's a new one.

1438
01:16:21,453 --> 01:16:22,453
Oh!

1439
01:16:22,579 --> 01:16:24,248
They're using a giant one.

1440
01:16:24,456 --> 01:16:26,833
Oh, they're using
a giant one now!

1441
01:16:27,042 --> 01:16:29,378
It does look good, doesn't it?

1442
01:16:29,586 --> 01:16:32,381
Oh, god!

1443
01:16:32,589 --> 01:16:35,384
Oh, god!

1444
01:16:35,592 --> 01:16:37,386
God.

1445
01:16:37,594 --> 01:16:40,764
Mom's a heck of a lot of fun,
isn't she?

1446
01:16:40,973 --> 01:16:43,183
Oh, she's every inch a queen.

1447
01:16:45,727 --> 01:16:46,728
Oh.

1448
01:16:49,189 --> 01:16:52,150
Aimee, I want to
show you something.

1449
01:17:05,372 --> 01:17:06,915
This is my bedroom.

1450
01:17:08,584 --> 01:17:10,586
I wanted you to see it.

1451
01:17:10,794 --> 01:17:12,379
I don't know why.

1452
01:17:15,090 --> 01:17:18,760
Oh, that's the storage room
over there.

1453
01:17:18,969 --> 01:17:20,154
We're gonna enlarge that a bit

1454
01:17:20,178 --> 01:17:22,598
to put in mom's big tub, you see.

1455
01:17:22,806 --> 01:17:24,474
Big tub?

1456
01:17:24,683 --> 01:17:26,935
Yes. a big tub for mom.
I give her sponge baths, you see.

1457
01:17:27,144 --> 01:17:29,146
I'm going to continue doing that,

1458
01:17:29,354 --> 01:17:32,316
but I've saved my money, and I
bought a great big tub for mom.

1459
01:17:32,524 --> 01:17:34,985
Sometimes,
I know it sounds crazy,

1460
01:17:35,193 --> 01:17:37,237
but sometimes, I have a dream.

1461
01:17:37,446 --> 01:17:39,257
I dream that I'm in
the food giant supermarket...

1462
01:17:39,281 --> 01:17:42,826
The one on La Brea Street...
Buying lobsters for mom...

1463
01:17:43,035 --> 01:17:45,829
The biggest juiciest lobsters
you can imagine.

1464
01:17:46,038 --> 01:17:47,831
I buy them by the dozen,

1465
01:17:48,040 --> 01:17:49,833
just the way people buy eggs.

1466
01:17:50,042 --> 01:17:53,003
And then they see me coming
in the market,

1467
01:17:53,211 --> 01:17:55,339
and they say,
"here comes the lobster man."

1468
01:17:55,547 --> 01:17:56,547
"Here he comes."

1469
01:17:56,715 --> 01:17:58,035
And then, I know it sounds crazy,

1470
01:17:58,216 --> 01:18:01,178
but then I do this little
dance, and I sing.

1471
01:18:01,386 --> 01:18:04,514
♪ Mama little Joyboy
want lobster, lobster ♪

1472
01:18:04,723 --> 01:18:06,933
♪ Mama's little Joyboy
want lobster for mom ♪

1473
01:18:08,352 --> 01:18:10,771
And then the whole dream changes.

1474
01:18:14,941 --> 01:18:15,941
I don't know, it...

1475
01:18:18,028 --> 01:18:20,030
It becomes like a nightmare.

1476
01:18:20,238 --> 01:18:21,865
Because when I put

1477
01:18:22,074 --> 01:18:25,827
that big darn platter of juicy
lobsters down in front of mom,

1478
01:18:26,036 --> 01:18:27,496
they're still alive...

1479
01:18:27,704 --> 01:18:30,332
As if I haven't cooked
them at all.

1480
01:18:31,875 --> 01:18:34,795
And suddenly, I start to cry,

1481
01:18:35,003 --> 01:18:38,799
because I feel that I've
let mom down again.

1482
01:18:41,009 --> 01:18:43,053
"That's all right,
Laf," she says.

1483
01:18:43,261 --> 01:18:45,389
"I'll take them
the way they are."

1484
01:18:45,597 --> 01:18:48,058
By golly, she tears right
into those live lobsters,

1485
01:18:48,266 --> 01:18:49,393
claws and all.

1486
01:18:49,601 --> 01:18:51,770
But they fight back.

1487
01:18:53,313 --> 01:18:55,649
And they begin to claw her

1488
01:18:55,857 --> 01:18:57,901
and chew her and eat her.

1489
01:18:58,110 --> 01:19:00,362
And it's...

1490
01:19:00,570 --> 01:19:02,239
I don't want to think about it.

1491
01:19:02,406 --> 01:19:03,657
But they don't stop.

1492
01:19:03,865 --> 01:19:06,493
They just keep on
clawing and biting.

1493
01:19:06,702 --> 01:19:08,286
And then finally...

1494
01:19:11,248 --> 01:19:14,501
There's no more mom.

1495
01:19:14,710 --> 01:19:17,629
Laf, when is supper?
I'm starving to death.

1496
01:19:19,172 --> 01:19:22,342
♪ Mama's little Joyboy
has piggy, piggy ♪

1497
01:19:22,551 --> 01:19:25,429
♪ Mama's little Joyboy
has piggy for mom ♪

1498
01:19:25,637 --> 01:19:26,680
Whoop. ooh.

1499
01:19:26,888 --> 01:19:28,098
Help yourself, Aimee.

1500
01:19:28,306 --> 01:19:30,225
We don't stand on
ceremony around here.

1501
01:19:34,396 --> 01:19:37,232
Ooh! ooh!

1502
01:19:37,441 --> 01:19:38,817
Mm! mm! Mm...

1503
01:19:45,782 --> 01:19:47,409
No. no more.
Thank you.

1504
01:19:49,453 --> 01:19:51,037
Excuse me.

1505
01:19:55,417 --> 01:19:56,585
Oh!

1506
01:20:00,422 --> 01:20:02,883
Mm! mm! Mm...

1507
01:20:17,272 --> 01:20:19,983
She says his mom's eating
habits are unaesthetic

1508
01:20:20,192 --> 01:20:22,319
and that he looks
undignified in an apron

1509
01:20:22,527 --> 01:20:25,906
and that she's not sure
she really loves him.

1510
01:20:26,114 --> 01:20:28,283
Tell her to marry the other jerk.

1511
01:20:33,413 --> 01:20:36,041
"Till a' the seas
gang dry, my dear,"

1512
01:20:36,249 --> 01:20:39,795
"and the rocks melt wi' the sun"

1513
01:20:40,003 --> 01:20:41,922
"I will love thee still, my dear,"

1514
01:20:42,130 --> 01:20:44,591
"while the sands o' life
shall run."

1515
01:20:56,770 --> 01:21:00,148
Now we're pledged to each other,
aren't we, Dennis?

1516
01:21:01,858 --> 01:21:02,984
Yes.

1517
01:21:05,195 --> 01:21:08,824
Dennis, it says we shall
have many a canty day.

1518
01:21:09,032 --> 01:21:10,534
What does that mean?

1519
01:21:10,742 --> 01:21:13,537
Canty day? Something
like Hogmanay, I expect.

1520
01:21:13,745 --> 01:21:15,831
Hogmanay?
What's that?

1521
01:21:16,039 --> 01:21:18,917
People throwing up
in the streets of Glasgow.

1522
01:21:20,627 --> 01:21:23,213
Do you know how the poem ends?

1523
01:21:23,421 --> 01:21:25,465
"Now we maun totter down, John,"

1524
01:21:25,674 --> 01:21:27,884
"but hand in hand we'll go"

1525
01:21:28,093 --> 01:21:31,012
"and sleep together at the foot..."

1526
01:21:32,347 --> 01:21:34,975
"John Anderson, my Jo'."

1527
01:21:35,183 --> 01:21:37,727
Dennis, why are you so coarse?

1528
01:21:37,936 --> 01:21:40,730
Why don't I, uh,
visit you tonight

1529
01:21:40,939 --> 01:21:42,065
at your home?

1530
01:21:42,274 --> 01:21:44,192
I mean, till you see
a person's home...

1531
01:21:44,401 --> 01:21:45,569
No.

1532
01:21:45,777 --> 01:21:47,654
You really don't know them.

1533
01:21:47,863 --> 01:21:50,407
Well, now that we are engaged,

1534
01:21:50,615 --> 01:21:53,159
I suppose it's all right
for you to come there.

1535
01:21:59,165 --> 01:22:00,500
Aimee!

1536
01:22:09,384 --> 01:22:10,552
Aimee!

1537
01:22:12,220 --> 01:22:14,222
Aimee, are you in there?

1538
01:22:14,431 --> 01:22:15,724
Aimee!

1539
01:22:15,932 --> 01:22:17,267
Hi!

1540
01:22:17,475 --> 01:22:18,643
Hello.

1541
01:22:20,937 --> 01:22:22,522
You see?
Isn't it wonderful?

1542
01:22:22,731 --> 01:22:23,982
Very cozy.

1543
01:22:25,609 --> 01:22:27,527
Having some work done, I see.

1544
01:22:29,905 --> 01:22:34,284
Poor house. I'm afraid there'll
never be any more work on it.

1545
01:22:34,492 --> 01:22:36,786
You see, when they
discovered it was a slide area,

1546
01:22:36,995 --> 01:22:38,079
they abandoned it.

1547
01:22:38,288 --> 01:22:40,624
Just what exactly
is a slide area?

1548
01:22:40,832 --> 01:22:41,976
Oh, it's a silly thing, really.

1549
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:43,752
It's supposed to mean

1550
01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:47,714
that the earth is gradually sliding
down the side of the mountain.

1551
01:22:47,923 --> 01:22:49,549
And they keep putting up

1552
01:22:49,758 --> 01:22:50,550
these awful signs.

1553
01:22:50,759 --> 01:22:51,759
Of course,

1554
01:22:51,927 --> 01:22:54,596
I just snatch them
right down again.

1555
01:22:56,222 --> 01:22:59,434
Come inside, and I'll
show you the view.

1556
01:23:03,980 --> 01:23:05,065
Well?

1557
01:23:05,273 --> 01:23:07,275
This is where I live.

1558
01:23:08,818 --> 01:23:10,654
You see, Dennis,

1559
01:23:10,862 --> 01:23:13,949
I want to surround
myself with beauty.

1560
01:23:14,157 --> 01:23:18,244
I don't care about what
some people call comfort.

1561
01:23:24,084 --> 01:23:25,585
Isn't it rather dangerous?

1562
01:23:25,794 --> 01:23:27,504
Dangerous?

1563
01:23:27,671 --> 01:23:29,839
I mean, isn't it, uh...

1564
01:23:30,048 --> 01:23:31,675
Liable to fall down?

1565
01:23:31,883 --> 01:23:33,426
Yes, I suppose it is.

1566
01:23:33,635 --> 01:23:35,512
Come on out.

1567
01:23:35,720 --> 01:23:37,222
Uh...

1568
01:23:51,027 --> 01:23:52,904
Isn't it enchanting?

1569
01:23:53,113 --> 01:23:54,113
Yes.

1570
01:23:54,239 --> 01:23:56,074
It's absolutely breathtaking.

1571
01:23:57,951 --> 01:23:59,661
It's like another world.

1572
01:24:02,706 --> 01:24:06,543
You know, some people think
of death as a negative thing,

1573
01:24:06,751 --> 01:24:10,130
but you see how wrong
they are, don't you?

1574
01:24:10,338 --> 01:24:11,965
What could be

1575
01:24:12,173 --> 01:24:14,551
more beautiful and more thrilling

1576
01:24:14,759 --> 01:24:15,802
than eternal rest?

1577
01:24:16,011 --> 01:24:17,554
Aimee, look, why don't...

1578
01:24:17,721 --> 01:24:20,473
why don't you show me
some of the objet d'art

1579
01:24:20,682 --> 01:24:21,891
in the other room?

1580
01:24:22,100 --> 01:24:23,893
You do love beauty, don't you?

1581
01:24:25,770 --> 01:24:26,770
What's that?

1582
01:24:26,896 --> 01:24:28,690
That's just a slide.
Don't worry.

1583
01:24:28,898 --> 01:24:31,151
Listen, I've got...
got to push on now.

1584
01:24:37,532 --> 01:24:40,410
A raise? Why would you
need a raise?

1585
01:24:40,618 --> 01:24:42,704
Actually, Harry,
I thought I'd buy a car.

1586
01:24:42,912 --> 01:24:44,748
You can use the Van.

1587
01:24:44,956 --> 01:24:47,667
Yes, Harry, I know
I can use the Van,

1588
01:24:47,876 --> 01:24:49,377
and I do appreciate that,

1589
01:24:49,586 --> 01:24:52,756
but, you see,
I'm going with this girl now,

1590
01:24:52,964 --> 01:24:56,176
and, well,
she has a thing about this place.

1591
01:24:56,384 --> 01:24:58,386
She thinks it's sacrilegious
or something.

1592
01:24:58,595 --> 01:25:00,764
Sacrilegious, huh?
What does she know?

1593
01:25:00,972 --> 01:25:02,265
Is she some kind of kook?

1594
01:25:02,474 --> 01:25:04,184
Listen, now,
I'll tell you, Dennis,

1595
01:25:04,392 --> 01:25:06,269
how you can pick up
a few extra bucks.

1596
01:25:06,478 --> 01:25:08,104
You can become
a nonsectarian minister.

1597
01:25:08,313 --> 01:25:09,606
I beg your pardon.

1598
01:25:09,814 --> 01:25:11,941
Like that guy Horowitz...
The guy that did

1599
01:25:12,150 --> 01:25:13,790
the service on the
Alsatian the other day.

1600
01:25:13,943 --> 01:25:15,111
He's nonsectarian.

1601
01:25:15,320 --> 01:25:17,280
Harry, would you say

1602
01:25:17,489 --> 01:25:20,283
that a nonsectarian minister

1603
01:25:20,492 --> 01:25:22,952
was the social equal
of an embalmer?

1604
01:25:23,161 --> 01:25:24,579
You're damn right he is, kid.

1605
01:25:24,788 --> 01:25:26,581
There's a deep
and abiding respect

1606
01:25:26,790 --> 01:25:29,375
in the hearts
of Mr. and Mrs. USA

1607
01:25:29,584 --> 01:25:30,960
for ministers of religion.

1608
01:25:32,504 --> 01:25:34,464
What the hell was that?
Don't touch it.

1609
01:25:34,672 --> 01:25:36,883
It might be
a live shell. Come on.

1610
01:25:38,802 --> 01:25:41,679
Kid, don't go in there!
There's a live bomb in there.

1611
01:25:41,888 --> 01:25:44,974
It isn't a bomb. It's
a 70-centimeter projectile.

1612
01:25:45,183 --> 01:25:47,936
I launched it at
approximately 0500 hours.

1613
01:25:48,144 --> 01:25:49,312
Optical tracking confirmed

1614
01:25:49,479 --> 01:25:51,481
marginal error in
trajectory calculations.

1615
01:25:51,689 --> 01:25:52,857
All right, Sonny.

1616
01:25:58,905 --> 01:26:00,281
Is that it?

1617
01:26:00,490 --> 01:26:03,910
Mm-hmm. retardation chute
must have failed.

1618
01:26:07,997 --> 01:26:10,125
Overheated.

1619
01:26:10,333 --> 01:26:12,836
Disintegration of thread fibers.

1620
01:26:13,044 --> 01:26:15,338
Flight stabilizers...

1621
01:26:15,547 --> 01:26:16,631
A-OK.

1622
01:26:16,840 --> 01:26:18,675
What time did it touch down?

1623
01:26:18,883 --> 01:26:21,845
What the hell do you mean, touch down?
You call that a touch?

1624
01:26:22,053 --> 01:26:24,848
It is very important that I
know the time of touchdown.

1625
01:26:25,056 --> 01:26:27,034
Listen kid, somebody's gonna
pay for this hole in the roof.

1626
01:26:27,058 --> 01:26:28,518
Don't you have insurance?

1627
01:26:28,726 --> 01:26:31,271
You're the one who's gonna
have to have insurance, buster.

1628
01:26:31,479 --> 01:26:32,939
What is that thing, anyway?

1629
01:26:33,148 --> 01:26:35,984
It's a modified C-7 wildcat
single-stage 1-H turbo

1630
01:26:36,192 --> 01:26:38,027
with a 4-G thrust.

1631
01:26:38,236 --> 01:26:40,613
It is, huh?
Where did you get it?

1632
01:26:40,822 --> 01:26:41,823
I built it.

1633
01:26:47,996 --> 01:26:49,164
For you, Miss Thanatogenos,

1634
01:26:49,372 --> 01:26:50,790
from Mr. Joyboy.

1635
01:26:56,796 --> 01:26:58,214
"This is how I feel"

1636
01:26:58,423 --> 01:27:00,884
"since I heard of your betrothal."

1637
01:27:03,219 --> 01:27:06,222
"Aimee, thy beauty is to me"

1638
01:27:06,431 --> 01:27:08,641
"like those Nicean barks of Yore"

1639
01:27:08,850 --> 01:27:09,976
"that gently,"

1640
01:27:10,185 --> 01:27:11,394
"o'er a perfumed sea,"

1641
01:27:11,603 --> 01:27:13,021
"the weary, way-worn"

1642
01:27:13,229 --> 01:27:15,064
"wanderer bore"

1643
01:27:15,273 --> 01:27:17,066
"to his own native shore."

1644
01:27:17,275 --> 01:27:18,651
"On desperate seas"

1645
01:27:18,860 --> 01:27:20,153
"long wont to Rome,"

1646
01:27:20,361 --> 01:27:22,155
"thy hyacinth hair,"

1647
01:27:22,363 --> 01:27:23,406
"thy classic face..."

1648
01:27:25,116 --> 01:27:25,867
"Thy Naiad airs"

1649
01:27:26,075 --> 01:27:27,535
"have brought me home"

1650
01:27:27,744 --> 01:27:29,746
"to the glory that was Greece"

1651
01:27:29,954 --> 01:27:32,332
"and the grandeur that was Rome."

1652
01:27:56,272 --> 01:28:00,735
This little dog
was embalmed in 1950.

1653
01:28:00,944 --> 01:28:02,320
Embalmed.

1654
01:28:04,072 --> 01:28:05,073
Oh, yes, sir.

1655
01:28:05,281 --> 01:28:06,616
May I help you?

1656
01:28:06,824 --> 01:28:09,619
Yes, uh, I understand
that you inter animals.

1657
01:28:09,827 --> 01:28:12,705
Yes. anything from
a horse to a mouse.

1658
01:28:12,914 --> 01:28:16,125
In the case of
snakes over 6 feet,

1659
01:28:16,292 --> 01:28:18,920
we insist that, uh,
they be coiled.

1660
01:28:19,128 --> 01:28:21,214
I see. Well, I have a bird.

1661
01:28:21,422 --> 01:28:22,924
It's a myna bird.

1662
01:28:23,132 --> 01:28:24,801
It belongs to my mother.

1663
01:28:25,009 --> 01:28:26,427
It's...

1664
01:28:26,636 --> 01:28:28,554
It's in here.

1665
01:28:28,763 --> 01:28:32,016
Well, we better get him
on ice right away.

1666
01:28:33,977 --> 01:28:37,146
Oh, perhaps you'd like
to look at our brochure

1667
01:28:37,355 --> 01:28:39,148
on the desk there, then.

1668
01:28:39,357 --> 01:28:42,944
That will give you an idea
of our various services.

1669
01:28:43,152 --> 01:28:44,487
Would you excuse me?

1670
01:28:44,696 --> 01:28:45,905
Certainly.

1671
01:28:48,992 --> 01:28:50,451
Harry?

1672
01:28:50,660 --> 01:28:53,162
Harry, how much for a myna bird?

1673
01:28:53,371 --> 01:28:55,999
Myna bird? What
the hell's a myna bird?

1674
01:28:56,207 --> 01:28:58,167
Something like a crow, I think.

1675
01:28:58,376 --> 01:29:00,336
The same price
as crows - 30 bucks.

1676
01:29:00,545 --> 01:29:01,838
Just a minute, Barlow.

1677
01:29:02,046 --> 01:29:04,966
Harry, what's the
C.C. Displacement on a crow?

1678
01:29:05,174 --> 01:29:06,174
Come again?

1679
01:29:06,217 --> 01:29:07,844
How big is it?

1680
01:29:08,052 --> 01:29:10,013
Now you're talking, Gunther.
Come here, kid.

1681
01:29:10,221 --> 01:29:12,181
As I already see it,

1682
01:29:12,390 --> 01:29:15,270
we can put this thing up here and
put it together and this whole thing...

1683
01:29:38,541 --> 01:29:41,461
"Helen, thy beauty is to me

1684
01:29:41,669 --> 01:29:43,838
like those
Nicean barks of Yore."

1685
01:29:46,174 --> 01:29:48,718
Uh, the rate is $30

1686
01:29:48,926 --> 01:29:50,887
for the standard service.

1687
01:29:51,095 --> 01:29:52,305
That'll be fine.

1688
01:29:52,513 --> 01:29:53,639
However, look,

1689
01:29:53,848 --> 01:29:55,808
we can offer you a
special new service,

1690
01:29:56,017 --> 01:29:58,728
whereby the remains are
placed inside a rocket

1691
01:29:58,936 --> 01:30:00,229
and fired into space.

1692
01:30:00,438 --> 01:30:01,981
Fired into space?

1693
01:30:02,190 --> 01:30:03,399
Yes, fired into space.

1694
01:30:03,608 --> 01:30:05,693
Well, that'll do just nicely.

1695
01:30:27,840 --> 01:30:29,300
Come on, come on.

1696
01:30:39,936 --> 01:30:42,397
"Bird, born of egg..."

1697
01:30:46,567 --> 01:30:48,403
"Bird, born of egg..."

1698
01:30:49,946 --> 01:30:52,740
"Hath but a short time
and is full of lice..."

1699
01:30:54,617 --> 01:30:56,744
"And is cut down
like a flower."

1700
01:31:01,624 --> 01:31:04,127
"Let us say
farewell to our Gandhi,"

1701
01:31:04,335 --> 01:31:05,586
"thus departed."

1702
01:31:10,800 --> 01:31:12,218
You all set, kid?

1703
01:31:12,427 --> 01:31:13,928
Right, Harry.
Connect the umbilical.

1704
01:31:32,488 --> 01:31:33,739
All systems go.

1705
01:31:41,956 --> 01:31:44,625
Ready for countdown.

1706
01:31:58,514 --> 01:32:00,641
"Earth to earth..."

1707
01:32:02,518 --> 01:32:04,979
"Ashes to ashes..."

1708
01:32:06,772 --> 01:32:09,066
"Dust to dust..."

1709
01:32:10,776 --> 01:32:13,362
"Air to air."

1710
01:32:15,490 --> 01:32:17,200
"We commit this bird"

1711
01:32:17,408 --> 01:32:19,535
"to the air,"

1712
01:32:19,744 --> 01:32:21,120
"from whence it came."

1713
01:32:22,788 --> 01:32:24,624
Blastoff.

1714
01:32:45,561 --> 01:32:47,813
Aah!

1715
01:33:00,076 --> 01:33:01,953
What the hell was that?!

1716
01:33:02,161 --> 01:33:03,621
Great God in heaven!

1717
01:33:09,585 --> 01:33:11,295
Aimee!

1718
01:33:11,504 --> 01:33:14,006
Aimee, wait! Oh!

1719
01:33:14,215 --> 01:33:15,591
How's it look, Gunther?

1720
01:33:15,800 --> 01:33:16,884
Nice pattern.

1721
01:33:17,093 --> 01:33:19,095
Almost hit a big
black helicopter.

1722
01:33:19,303 --> 01:33:20,303
Where?

1723
01:33:20,471 --> 01:33:21,764
Over there.

1724
01:33:21,973 --> 01:33:25,184
Oh, boy, wouldn't you know it?
It's Wil. Gee.

1725
01:33:25,393 --> 01:33:26,811
Aimee!

1726
01:33:28,938 --> 01:33:31,482
Aimee, please, you've
got to let me explain.

1727
01:33:31,691 --> 01:33:33,776
Miss Thanatogenos doesn't
want anything to do

1728
01:33:33,985 --> 01:33:36,195
with you or your pilfered poetry.

1729
01:33:36,404 --> 01:33:37,572
Aimee, please!

1730
01:33:48,124 --> 01:33:50,751
What in god's name
is happening here?

1731
01:33:50,960 --> 01:33:52,813
Wil, I know that must have
looked kind of funny to you...

1732
01:33:52,837 --> 01:33:54,463
Funny?!

1733
01:33:54,672 --> 01:33:57,133
Wait a minute, Wil.
You see that kid back there?

1734
01:33:57,341 --> 01:33:59,719
That's Gunther.
The kid's a genius, a space-age genius.

1735
01:33:59,927 --> 01:34:01,429
Well, what's he doing here?

1736
01:34:01,637 --> 01:34:05,558
That's it, Wil.
You see, the kid wanted his own lab.

1737
01:34:05,766 --> 01:34:08,644
Well, he started taking stuff home from school...

1738
01:34:08,853 --> 01:34:11,731
radar sets, jet engines,
that kind of thing.

1739
01:34:11,939 --> 01:34:13,649
Then he went after
their atomic reactor.

1740
01:34:13,858 --> 01:34:16,485
Ah! a raving lunatic.

1741
01:34:16,694 --> 01:34:18,613
I tell you, Wil,
he can put them in orbit.

1742
01:34:18,821 --> 01:34:20,656
He can what?

1743
01:34:20,865 --> 01:34:23,284
He can put them in orbit, Wil.

1744
01:34:25,745 --> 01:34:29,123
He can put them into orbit.

1745
01:34:32,501 --> 01:34:34,587
He can put them

1746
01:34:34,795 --> 01:34:38,299
into an orbit of eternal grace.

1747
01:34:38,507 --> 01:34:41,177
What?

1748
01:34:41,385 --> 01:34:45,181
Yes, Harry, I should like very
much to meet this young Gunther.

1749
01:34:45,389 --> 01:34:46,432
Yes, among the hardware

1750
01:34:46,641 --> 01:34:48,517
which is now totally obsolete,

1751
01:34:48,726 --> 01:34:51,979
a modified atlas-8 would be
the vehicle of choice

1752
01:34:52,188 --> 01:34:53,981
for the purpose you describe.

1753
01:34:54,190 --> 01:34:55,358
Modification?

1754
01:34:55,566 --> 01:34:57,109
To what extent?

1755
01:34:57,318 --> 01:34:58,861
You better not smoke around here.

1756
01:34:59,070 --> 01:35:00,154
Something might explode.

1757
01:35:00,363 --> 01:35:02,031
Of course,
the real problem will be

1758
01:35:02,239 --> 01:35:03,879
in obtaining a missile
in the first place.

1759
01:35:05,951 --> 01:35:08,496
Get me General Buck Brinkman

1760
01:35:08,704 --> 01:35:10,414
in air force surplus.

1761
01:35:12,958 --> 01:35:14,960
Come over and meet the reverend.

1762
01:35:15,169 --> 01:35:17,004
No, thank you, son.

1763
01:35:17,213 --> 01:35:18,631
Reverend Glenworthy,

1764
01:35:18,839 --> 01:35:20,633
this is Colonel Bott.

1765
01:35:20,841 --> 01:35:23,052
He's one of our top flyboys

1766
01:35:23,260 --> 01:35:24,300
in the know-how department.

1767
01:35:24,428 --> 01:35:25,721
Glad to meet you, Colonel.

1768
01:35:25,930 --> 01:35:27,306
How you doing?

1769
01:35:27,515 --> 01:35:30,393
You have an empty glass there.
We can't have that.

1770
01:35:30,601 --> 01:35:32,561
Waiter, some more champagne
for the Colonel here.

1771
01:35:32,770 --> 01:35:34,897
I've told you to keep
these glasses filled.

1772
01:35:35,106 --> 01:35:36,399
We're thirsty, right, boys?

1773
01:35:38,234 --> 01:35:40,319
Listen, Wil...

1774
01:35:43,030 --> 01:35:45,741
Suppose you tell me
what this is all about.

1775
01:35:45,950 --> 01:35:47,493
Right, buck.

1776
01:35:47,702 --> 01:35:50,037
First, let's have a little
look around the place.

1777
01:35:50,246 --> 01:35:51,664
Let me show you

1778
01:35:51,872 --> 01:35:53,999
how we do things here
at Whispering Glades.

1779
01:35:54,208 --> 01:35:55,251
Fine.
Good.

1780
01:35:55,459 --> 01:35:56,836
Boys, follow me.

1781
01:36:02,007 --> 01:36:04,385
This is our selection
room, gentlemen.

1782
01:36:04,593 --> 01:36:08,431
One of these models is sure
to meet your requirements.

1783
01:36:08,639 --> 01:36:11,392
What's going on here?
Is he trying to be funny?

1784
01:36:11,600 --> 01:36:15,688
Yes. I'm confident there's
a unit here for every taste.

1785
01:36:15,896 --> 01:36:17,273
Consider these bronzes.

1786
01:36:17,481 --> 01:36:20,401
This is your
"deep rest special."

1787
01:36:24,947 --> 01:36:26,198
Oh, boy.

1788
01:36:26,407 --> 01:36:27,783
Would you look at that?

1789
01:36:27,992 --> 01:36:29,243
Whoa.
Look at that.

1790
01:36:29,452 --> 01:36:31,245
Colonel, I was wondering

1791
01:36:31,454 --> 01:36:34,665
if I could ask you to test
the weight of that unit.

1792
01:36:38,794 --> 01:36:40,671
You heard the doctor.

1793
01:36:40,880 --> 01:36:42,631
Stand in tow!

1794
01:36:44,842 --> 01:36:46,302
What do you say, gang?

1795
01:36:46,510 --> 01:36:48,971
Last guy in the box is a bad boy.

1796
01:37:32,348 --> 01:37:35,351
No, no, no.
That's not it.

1797
01:37:35,559 --> 01:37:37,186
I tell you, Harry,

1798
01:37:37,394 --> 01:37:40,689
this first resurrection
has got to be perfect.

1799
01:37:40,898 --> 01:37:43,108
How about a Nobel prize winner...
Herkovitz?

1800
01:37:43,317 --> 01:37:44,360
Nobel, Schmobel.

1801
01:37:44,568 --> 01:37:47,696
It's got to be
national appeal, Harry.

1802
01:37:47,905 --> 01:37:49,281
Yeah, sure.

1803
01:37:49,490 --> 01:37:51,158
Uh, well, wait a minute.

1804
01:37:51,367 --> 01:37:52,952
What about a multimillionaire?

1805
01:37:53,160 --> 01:37:56,080
You're walking the wrong
side of the street, Harry.

1806
01:37:57,832 --> 01:38:00,251
Wait a minute.
I think I've got it this time.

1807
01:38:00,459 --> 01:38:03,504
How about a baby?
A babe in arms.

1808
01:38:03,712 --> 01:38:07,132
From a babe in arms to a babe in orbit.
How's that sound, hmm?

1809
01:38:07,341 --> 01:38:09,260
Hold it, Harry.
Hold it.

1810
01:38:18,894 --> 01:38:22,439
Condor, you shall fly again.

1811
01:38:22,648 --> 01:38:26,235
Well, the only thing
that worries me, Wil,

1812
01:38:26,443 --> 01:38:30,239
is that Blodgett dame.
Will she buy it?

1813
01:38:30,447 --> 01:38:32,199
Remember,
you carry the ball, right?

1814
01:38:32,408 --> 01:38:33,909
She's probably
a pretty classy broad,

1815
01:38:34,118 --> 01:38:35,703
and she'll appreciate your style.

1816
01:38:35,911 --> 01:38:38,414
Don't be too pushy about it.
She may still be in mourning.

1817
01:38:38,581 --> 01:38:40,082
Table down front, boys?

1818
01:38:40,249 --> 01:38:42,167
We're looking
for Mrs. Blodgett.

1819
01:38:42,376 --> 01:38:43,919
Sadie Blodgett.

1820
01:38:44,128 --> 01:38:46,088
Yes, widow of the late astronaut,

1821
01:38:46,297 --> 01:38:47,548
Captain Todd "Condor" Blodgett.

1822
01:38:47,756 --> 01:38:50,885
I'll get her.
You can wait here for her.

1823
01:38:55,598 --> 01:38:57,933
Look, don't call him a hero to me.

1824
01:38:58,142 --> 01:39:00,519
I was there, right?

1825
01:39:00,728 --> 01:39:03,939
Well, he fell off a bar
stool and broke his neck.

1826
01:39:04,148 --> 01:39:05,941
That's how it really happened.

1827
01:39:06,150 --> 01:39:08,110
Of course, they
kind of hushed it up.

1828
01:39:08,319 --> 01:39:09,361
And naturally,

1829
01:39:09,570 --> 01:39:11,030
then everybody said
it was my fault.

1830
01:39:11,238 --> 01:39:12,948
But I don't see it that way.

1831
01:39:13,157 --> 01:39:15,784
I mean, I think it's
a fault of the system.

1832
01:39:15,993 --> 01:39:17,119
Don't you?

1833
01:39:17,328 --> 01:39:19,455
Huh? Oh yes,
I do, indeed. Yes.

1834
01:39:21,248 --> 01:39:22,750
What are you, English?

1835
01:39:22,958 --> 01:39:25,294
Oh... yes, I am.

1836
01:39:25,502 --> 01:39:27,630
I like English men.

1837
01:39:27,838 --> 01:39:29,423
Have a drink?

1838
01:39:30,966 --> 01:39:32,176
Oh, thank you.

1839
01:39:35,137 --> 01:39:36,639
Mrs. Blodgett,
I'm sure that...

1840
01:39:36,847 --> 01:39:38,557
Oh, you can call me Sadie.

1841
01:39:38,766 --> 01:39:40,476
Yes, well, I'd, uh, hmm...

1842
01:39:40,684 --> 01:39:41,936
I'd like to very much.

1843
01:39:42,144 --> 01:39:44,063
Then why don't you?

1844
01:39:44,271 --> 01:39:46,565
What I was going to say,

1845
01:39:46,774 --> 01:39:49,443
uh, Sadie,
is that I'm s-sure

1846
01:39:49,652 --> 01:39:51,487
that you can appreciate

1847
01:39:51,695 --> 01:39:54,990
how important your attendance
at the ceremony will be

1848
01:39:55,199 --> 01:39:57,451
and that, uh, a cert...

1849
01:39:57,660 --> 01:40:00,245
A certain amount of, uh, decorum

1850
01:40:00,454 --> 01:40:01,830
will be expected.

1851
01:40:02,039 --> 01:40:03,832
Oh, I know the drill.

1852
01:40:04,041 --> 01:40:06,752
I mean, I can make
those scenes...

1853
01:40:06,961 --> 01:40:08,003
Well, uh...

1854
01:40:08,212 --> 01:40:09,964
When I want to.

1855
01:40:10,172 --> 01:40:11,507
I tell you what,

1856
01:40:11,715 --> 01:40:13,342
I've got to get on
back to the office.

1857
01:40:13,550 --> 01:40:15,511
Why don't you finish up here

1858
01:40:15,719 --> 01:40:16,845
with
Mrs. Blodgett?

1859
01:40:17,054 --> 01:40:19,515
Yes, Dennis, why don't you stay

1860
01:40:19,723 --> 01:40:23,018
and help me pick out
something to, uh, wear?

1861
01:40:23,227 --> 01:40:24,520
Good night,
Mrs. Blodgett.

1862
01:40:24,728 --> 01:40:25,771
Good night.

1863
01:40:29,900 --> 01:40:30,985
Tell me, buck,

1864
01:40:31,193 --> 01:40:33,028
what about clearance
from the space agency?

1865
01:40:33,237 --> 01:40:35,114
Think we'll have
any trouble there?

1866
01:40:35,322 --> 01:40:37,366
I'll tell you frankly, Wil,

1867
01:40:37,574 --> 01:40:41,328
I don't trust
those civilian eggheads.

1868
01:40:41,537 --> 01:40:44,289
Too much of the old
pinko prevert influence

1869
01:40:44,498 --> 01:40:46,000
to suit me.

1870
01:40:46,208 --> 01:40:49,878
Nah, I think I'll go straight
to Mr. Big with this one.

1871
01:40:50,087 --> 01:40:51,213
Good idea, buck.

1872
01:40:51,422 --> 01:40:54,883
Blessed Reverend,
your brother's back.

1873
01:40:55,092 --> 01:40:56,677
Sadie swallowed it all

1874
01:40:56,885 --> 01:40:59,555
hook, line, and pole.
Right, Dennis?

1875
01:40:59,763 --> 01:41:01,056
Well, congratulations.

1876
01:41:01,265 --> 01:41:03,684
Good work,
Harry. Good work.

1877
01:41:07,062 --> 01:41:08,605
Well, gentlemen,

1878
01:41:08,814 --> 01:41:10,816
this is quite an historic moment.

1879
01:41:11,025 --> 01:41:14,194
We're about to step across
the threshold of a new era...

1880
01:41:14,403 --> 01:41:16,905
Space burial
and Resurrection Now.

1881
01:41:17,114 --> 01:41:19,324
Well, what about space
conservation, Wil?

1882
01:41:19,533 --> 01:41:21,535
We're working
on that, buck. Gunther?

1883
01:41:21,744 --> 01:41:22,870
Orbital clusters.

1884
01:41:23,078 --> 01:41:24,913
With concentric
elliptical patterns,

1885
01:41:25,122 --> 01:41:27,249
it is possible
that orbits transect

1886
01:41:27,458 --> 01:41:29,543
an almost infinite
number of times,

1887
01:41:29,752 --> 01:41:31,420
thus utilizing

1888
01:41:31,628 --> 01:41:34,590
a relative small area of
any postulated space limit.

1889
01:41:34,798 --> 01:41:37,885
What would happen if
two of the loved ones collided?

1890
01:41:40,179 --> 01:41:42,097
Gentlemen, I'm afraid some people

1891
01:41:42,306 --> 01:41:45,267
just aren't ready
for the space age.

1892
01:41:48,729 --> 01:41:50,564
"I had a terrible awakening,"

1893
01:41:50,773 --> 01:41:52,191
"and now I..."

1894
01:42:06,455 --> 01:42:08,916
OK, OK, back to work.

1895
01:42:09,124 --> 01:42:11,251
Where was I?

1896
01:42:11,460 --> 01:42:12,795
Thanatogenos.

1897
01:42:13,003 --> 01:42:14,880
She's had a terrible awakening.

1898
01:42:15,089 --> 01:42:16,799
The man she thought she loved

1899
01:42:17,007 --> 01:42:19,802
turned out to be
a liar and a cheat,

1900
01:42:20,010 --> 01:42:21,887
and he's lost his job.

1901
01:42:24,306 --> 01:42:25,766
OK, tell her

1902
01:42:25,974 --> 01:42:28,268
to marry the other guy.

1903
01:42:28,477 --> 01:42:30,938
That seems to be about
what she intends to do.

1904
01:42:43,659 --> 01:42:44,660
Aimee!

1905
01:42:44,868 --> 01:42:47,538
Aimee!

1906
01:42:49,748 --> 01:42:51,250
Aimee!

1907
01:43:09,685 --> 01:43:12,354
Now you'll have
to listen to me...

1908
01:43:12,563 --> 01:43:14,273
Or listen to your conscience

1909
01:43:14,481 --> 01:43:16,275
for the rest of your life.

1910
01:43:17,818 --> 01:43:20,195
Now, I'm talking about our oath.

1911
01:43:20,404 --> 01:43:22,823
The pledge of our truth, Aimee,

1912
01:43:23,031 --> 01:43:24,366
made on hallowed ground.

1913
01:43:25,909 --> 01:43:27,452
You're flooding the carburetor.

1914
01:43:27,661 --> 01:43:29,454
Leave it alone for a minute.

1915
01:43:29,663 --> 01:43:31,103
Just consider your
flagrant disregard

1916
01:43:31,248 --> 01:43:33,041
for the most sacred of all oaths.

1917
01:43:33,250 --> 01:43:35,377
You could release me
from that pledge.

1918
01:43:35,544 --> 01:43:37,838
And you would, if you
were a gentleman.

1919
01:43:38,046 --> 01:43:39,882
I will never release you.

1920
01:43:40,090 --> 01:43:42,843
The first lady embalmer
of Whispering Glades,

1921
01:43:43,051 --> 01:43:44,803
and now I've disgraced it

1922
01:43:45,012 --> 01:43:47,055
and the Blessed Reverend, too.

1923
01:43:47,264 --> 01:43:49,057
Let me tell you something.

1924
01:43:49,266 --> 01:43:50,976
Your so-called
Blessed Reverend

1925
01:43:51,185 --> 01:43:52,978
is nothing but a common crook.

1926
01:43:53,187 --> 01:43:54,855
I won't listen to you.

1927
01:43:55,063 --> 01:43:57,566
And that idiotic Whispering Glades
is being sold out

1928
01:43:57,774 --> 01:43:59,109
from under you.

1929
01:44:01,820 --> 01:44:03,947
Sold out, do you hear?!

1930
01:44:04,156 --> 01:44:05,824
Sold out, that Blessed Reverend.

1931
01:44:06,033 --> 01:44:08,785
He's going to do
a different racket.

1932
01:44:16,793 --> 01:44:19,171
Hello. yes. Who is it?

1933
01:44:20,923 --> 01:44:22,507
Hello, Blessed Reverend.

1934
01:44:22,716 --> 01:44:24,051
Yes, sir.

1935
01:44:24,259 --> 01:44:25,677
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

1936
01:44:25,886 --> 01:44:28,096
Yes, sir. I'll be right over.
Yes, Blessed Reverend.

1937
01:44:28,305 --> 01:44:29,348
Yes, sir.

1938
01:44:29,556 --> 01:44:31,016
I'm fine.

1939
01:44:31,225 --> 01:44:34,061
I'll be right there, sir.
Immediately, sir. Yes.

1940
01:45:07,052 --> 01:45:08,052
Laf?

1941
01:45:08,095 --> 01:45:10,222
Laf, where are you?

1942
01:45:12,808 --> 01:45:15,811
Mrs. Joyboy,
where is Laf?

1943
01:45:16,019 --> 01:45:17,019
Here.

1944
01:45:17,187 --> 01:45:19,022
I've got to talk to him.

1945
01:45:21,775 --> 01:45:23,860
Please. you don't understand.
It's very important.

1946
01:45:24,069 --> 01:45:25,069
Aimee?

1947
01:45:25,195 --> 01:45:26,280
Aimee?

1948
01:45:28,490 --> 01:45:29,616
Anyone in?

1949
01:45:33,287 --> 01:45:34,997
Oh. excuse me.

1950
01:45:35,205 --> 01:45:36,999
I was looking for Aimee...

1951
01:45:37,207 --> 01:45:39,126
Miss Thanatogenos.

1952
01:45:39,334 --> 01:45:41,336
Do you know where she went?

1953
01:45:53,807 --> 01:45:56,560
Oh, my goodness.
Are you all right?

1954
01:45:56,768 --> 01:45:57,768
No, no!

1955
01:45:59,563 --> 01:46:02,190
No. do you see
the cranberry sauce?

1956
01:46:02,399 --> 01:46:03,775
Cranberry sauce?
Uh...

1957
01:46:14,536 --> 01:46:16,747
Where is he?
The Brahmin, the Guru Brahmin?

1958
01:46:16,955 --> 01:46:17,706
Hump?

1959
01:46:17,914 --> 01:46:18,914
Hump?

1960
01:46:19,082 --> 01:46:20,292
Yes, lady.
That's his name.

1961
01:46:20,500 --> 01:46:20,959
You mean Hump?

1962
01:46:21,168 --> 01:46:22,210
Yes!

1963
01:46:22,377 --> 01:46:24,713
He's sitting at
the corner of the bar.

1964
01:46:32,554 --> 01:46:33,764
Mr. Hump?

1965
01:46:33,972 --> 01:46:35,724
Mr. Hump?

1966
01:46:35,932 --> 01:46:37,642
Wants the bill daily.

1967
01:46:37,851 --> 01:46:38,851
Mr. Hump?

1968
01:46:38,935 --> 01:46:40,354
Tell us another one.
Mr. Hump?

1969
01:46:40,562 --> 01:46:41,562
Yeah.

1970
01:46:42,939 --> 01:46:45,192
Well...

1971
01:46:45,400 --> 01:46:47,527
What can I do for you, baby?

1972
01:46:47,736 --> 01:46:48,904
Mr. Hump, may I...

1973
01:46:49,112 --> 01:46:50,405
Speak to you?

1974
01:46:50,614 --> 01:46:52,741
Get us a couple of drinks, Joe.

1975
01:46:52,949 --> 01:46:54,743
What'll you have, baby?

1976
01:46:54,951 --> 01:46:56,203
Nothing, thank you.

1977
01:46:56,411 --> 01:46:58,205
I don't drink.

1978
01:46:58,413 --> 01:47:00,582
Can we go somewhere else, please?

1979
01:47:00,791 --> 01:47:02,667
Let's have a couple
of drinks first.

1980
01:47:02,876 --> 01:47:04,544
No, you don't understand.

1981
01:47:04,753 --> 01:47:06,922
I've got to have your advice.

1982
01:47:07,130 --> 01:47:08,590
I've always followed your advice.

1983
01:47:08,799 --> 01:47:10,217
I'm Aimee.

1984
01:47:10,425 --> 01:47:12,260
I'm Aimee Thanatogenos.

1985
01:47:12,469 --> 01:47:13,595
Thanatogenos?

1986
01:47:13,804 --> 01:47:15,722
Don't you remember me?

1987
01:47:15,931 --> 01:47:18,266
I always write to you.

1988
01:47:18,475 --> 01:47:21,269
Incredible!

1989
01:47:21,478 --> 01:47:24,356
I don't have anybody else
that I can turn to.

1990
01:47:24,564 --> 01:47:26,066
Fantastic!

1991
01:47:26,274 --> 01:47:28,944
Look, please,
you've got to help me.

1992
01:47:29,152 --> 01:47:31,613
She's the ghoul
from the graveyard.

1993
01:47:31,822 --> 01:47:34,616
Please! will you please
tell me what to do?

1994
01:47:34,825 --> 01:47:37,619
Yes, I'll tell you what to do.

1995
01:47:37,828 --> 01:47:41,248
Go across the street
to the press building.

1996
01:47:41,456 --> 01:47:44,709
Take the elevator to my floor.

1997
01:47:44,918 --> 01:47:46,253
It's the 14th.

1998
01:47:46,461 --> 01:47:48,255
Go into my office,

1999
01:47:48,463 --> 01:47:52,259
and then, you jump
out of the window.

2000
01:47:52,467 --> 01:47:54,719
How's that for openness, honey?

2001
01:48:11,987 --> 01:48:13,780
Sold out!

2002
01:48:13,989 --> 01:48:15,574
Sold out!

2003
01:48:15,782 --> 01:48:16,575
Sold out!

2004
01:48:16,783 --> 01:48:18,243
That Blessed Reverend,

2005
01:48:18,452 --> 01:48:20,787
he's going to do
a different racket.

2006
01:48:47,522 --> 01:48:50,066
Miss Thanatogenos.

2007
01:48:50,275 --> 01:48:51,943
Oh, Blessed Reverend,

2008
01:48:52,152 --> 01:48:54,529
I must talk with you.

2009
01:48:54,738 --> 01:48:56,031
Of course.

2010
01:48:56,239 --> 01:48:59,242
Won't you, please,
come up to my office?

2011
01:49:07,125 --> 01:49:09,211
Let me get you a drink...

2012
01:49:09,419 --> 01:49:10,712
some Benedictine, perhaps,

2013
01:49:10,921 --> 01:49:14,007
from the monasteries
of the Trappist monks,

2014
01:49:14,216 --> 01:49:15,884
a truly spiritual potion.

2015
01:49:16,092 --> 01:49:18,345
No. no, thank you.

2016
01:49:20,722 --> 01:49:21,932
Please.

2017
01:49:23,558 --> 01:49:26,686
Yes, we are rather
overdue for a little talk,

2018
01:49:26,895 --> 01:49:28,313
aren't we, my child?

2019
01:49:28,522 --> 01:49:30,357
Reverend Glenworthy...

2020
01:49:31,983 --> 01:49:36,530
I know this will sound
very foolish to you,

2021
01:49:36,738 --> 01:49:38,490
but...
I was so shocked

2022
01:49:38,698 --> 01:49:41,409
by what this person said to me

2023
01:49:41,618 --> 01:49:45,247
that I felt that I had
to tell you about it.

2024
01:49:45,455 --> 01:49:48,375
Exactly what did he
say, Miss Thanatogenos?

2025
01:49:50,585 --> 01:49:51,878
He said that...

2026
01:49:52,087 --> 01:49:53,755
That you...

2027
01:49:53,964 --> 01:49:56,758
You were going to change

2028
01:49:56,967 --> 01:49:59,719
Whispering Glades
into something else.

2029
01:50:01,346 --> 01:50:03,014
You have

2030
01:50:03,223 --> 01:50:05,016
an astonishing purity,
Miss Thanatogenos.

2031
01:50:05,225 --> 01:50:08,436
It's a quality I've always found

2032
01:50:08,645 --> 01:50:11,064
exceedingly attractive
in the young.

2033
01:50:11,273 --> 01:50:14,776
It was just madness what he said,
wasn't it?

2034
01:50:14,985 --> 01:50:16,486
Just madness and evil?

2035
01:50:18,196 --> 01:50:20,907
Let me assure you,
Miss Thanatogenos...

2036
01:50:21,116 --> 01:50:25,370
That there will most
definitely be a place for you,

2037
01:50:25,579 --> 01:50:28,415
regardless of
any change in operation,

2038
01:50:28,623 --> 01:50:31,376
beginning with
a stiff boost in salary.

2039
01:50:31,585 --> 01:50:32,961
But Whispering Glades?

2040
01:50:33,169 --> 01:50:34,462
Yes, yes.

2041
01:50:34,671 --> 01:50:37,132
That was all very well
in the life of its time,

2042
01:50:37,340 --> 01:50:39,718
but now, all things must change.

2043
01:50:39,926 --> 01:50:41,886
We're a nation on the move.

2044
01:50:42,095 --> 01:50:45,724
Death... death has become
a middle-class business.

2045
01:50:45,932 --> 01:50:47,601
There's no future in it.

2046
01:50:47,809 --> 01:50:50,478
Soon, there shall rise
from these grounds

2047
01:50:50,687 --> 01:50:53,398
a self-contained city
of glass and alloy

2048
01:50:53,607 --> 01:50:56,276
for our senior citizens.

2049
01:50:56,484 --> 01:50:58,153
What about the loved ones?

2050
01:50:58,361 --> 01:51:00,488
To the stars, my dear.

2051
01:51:00,697 --> 01:51:02,324
In a celestial service

2052
01:51:02,532 --> 01:51:05,577
befitting this grand
space age of ours,

2053
01:51:05,785 --> 01:51:07,829
the loved ones shall soar
about the heavens

2054
01:51:08,038 --> 01:51:10,457
in an orbit of eternal grace.

2055
01:51:10,665 --> 01:51:13,835
Resurrection Now!

2056
01:51:14,044 --> 01:51:15,170
Xanadu falls...

2057
01:51:15,378 --> 01:51:17,005
Shadowland, Poets' Corner...

2058
01:51:17,213 --> 01:51:19,007
Those are eternal.

2059
01:51:19,215 --> 01:51:21,509
No, no, nothing is eternal.

2060
01:51:21,718 --> 01:51:24,429
All must change,

2061
01:51:24,638 --> 01:51:27,515
including a young woman's beauty.

2062
01:51:29,684 --> 01:51:31,269
Don't be afraid.

2063
01:51:32,979 --> 01:51:36,066
Beauty occurs in many forms.

2064
01:51:36,274 --> 01:51:39,069
Consider this statue.

2065
01:51:42,530 --> 01:51:44,491
Keep your eye on the statue.

2066
01:51:48,036 --> 01:51:49,996
Hmm? and there.

2067
01:51:54,542 --> 01:51:55,960
And look over there.

2068
01:51:58,088 --> 01:51:59,964
And here.

2069
01:52:09,557 --> 01:52:11,685
Now look here.

2070
01:52:20,026 --> 01:52:22,862
Beauty in every form.

2071
01:52:27,117 --> 01:52:29,035
In every form!

2072
01:52:31,079 --> 01:52:33,748
Beauty in every form.

2073
01:55:30,425 --> 01:55:31,843
Just when everything was perfect.

2074
01:55:32,051 --> 01:55:34,262
How could she do this to me?

2075
01:55:34,470 --> 01:55:37,265
Yes, the Condor,
the Condor in there...

2076
01:55:37,473 --> 01:55:38,725
A perfect restoration...

2077
01:55:38,933 --> 01:55:41,269
Still supple, beautiful tones.

2078
01:55:41,477 --> 01:55:43,354
Just need a little
touch-up here and there.

2079
01:55:43,563 --> 01:55:45,857
And then she had to go
and spoil everything.

2080
01:55:46,065 --> 01:55:47,525
The shame, the scandal.

2081
01:55:47,734 --> 01:55:50,612
And the Blessed Reverend?

2082
01:55:50,820 --> 01:55:53,531
No, I can't hurt them like this.

2083
01:55:53,740 --> 01:55:56,075
You've got to help me, Barlow.

2084
01:55:56,284 --> 01:55:59,037
Well, just what do
you have in mind?

2085
01:56:06,044 --> 01:56:07,712
Your place...
The pet cemetery.

2086
01:56:07,921 --> 01:56:10,632
We can take her there.
We could cremate her.

2087
01:56:10,840 --> 01:56:12,759
No one would ever know.

2088
01:56:12,967 --> 01:56:16,137
You must do something.
You must do something to help me. You must.

2089
01:56:16,304 --> 01:56:18,848
How much money do
you have in the bank?

2090
01:56:21,976 --> 01:56:24,729
I don't know.
Uh, why?

2091
01:56:24,938 --> 01:56:28,816
A change of air is
what I need just now.

2092
01:56:29,025 --> 01:56:31,778
Back to sunny England for a bit.

2093
01:56:31,986 --> 01:56:34,656
Of course, that means
that I should require

2094
01:56:34,864 --> 01:56:36,574
a first-class air passage

2095
01:56:36,783 --> 01:56:38,076
and an additional sum,

2096
01:56:38,284 --> 01:56:39,827
perhaps the very amount

2097
01:56:40,036 --> 01:56:42,497
that you have in
your bank account.

2098
01:56:42,705 --> 01:56:44,582
That's blackmail.

2099
01:56:44,791 --> 01:56:46,459
My dear sir,

2100
01:56:46,668 --> 01:56:50,964
blackmail is not a word to be
bandied about by gentlemen.

2101
01:56:51,172 --> 01:56:52,172
No.

2102
01:56:55,009 --> 01:56:58,137
It'll take every cent
we have in the world.

2103
01:57:00,515 --> 01:57:02,141
No, everything that we need

2104
01:57:02,350 --> 01:57:03,935
for mom's big tub and everything.

2105
01:57:04,143 --> 01:57:05,353
Mom's big tub?

2106
01:57:05,561 --> 01:57:06,854
Well...

2107
01:57:07,063 --> 01:57:11,943
Well, I mean, it's either
mom's big tub or me.

2108
01:57:12,151 --> 01:57:15,780
Now, you'll just have to
make up your mind, Popjoy.

2109
01:57:20,159 --> 01:57:22,912
Now we'll...
we'll take her out the back...

2110
01:57:24,706 --> 01:57:26,416
And down the ramp,

2111
01:57:26,624 --> 01:57:29,377
and then you bring
the truck around the back.

2112
01:57:29,585 --> 01:57:31,379
Wait. wait a minute.

2113
01:57:31,587 --> 01:57:32,964
Uh...

2114
01:57:33,172 --> 01:57:34,674
What is that casket?

2115
01:57:36,009 --> 01:57:37,635
That's the Condor's.

2116
01:57:37,844 --> 01:57:39,721
Now, please, Barlow,
come on. We have to hurry.

2117
01:57:39,929 --> 01:57:42,974
That's what I
thought it was. Hmm.

2118
01:57:44,308 --> 01:57:45,727
We'll put Aimee in here.

2119
01:57:45,935 --> 01:57:47,520
You must be mad.

2120
01:57:47,729 --> 01:57:50,231
They're gonna take that casket,
put it in the rocket ship,

2121
01:57:50,440 --> 01:57:52,734
and shoot it into an
orbit of eternal grace.

2122
01:57:52,942 --> 01:57:54,360
No, no.

2123
01:57:54,569 --> 01:57:56,904
Eternal grace
is not for astronauts.

2124
01:57:57,113 --> 01:57:59,574
They're men of mundane manner...

2125
01:57:59,741 --> 01:58:02,201
But Aimee was a heavenly thing.

2126
01:58:02,410 --> 01:58:05,246
It is she who belongs
among the stars,

2127
01:58:05,455 --> 01:58:07,540
not that flying robot of yours.

2128
01:58:07,749 --> 01:58:09,751
We'll burn him at
The Happier Hunting Ground.

2129
01:58:09,959 --> 01:58:12,545
I couldn't do that.
I had to take a loyalty oath

2130
01:58:12,754 --> 01:58:14,589
before I could work
on the Condor.

2131
01:58:14,797 --> 01:58:17,425
Joyboy, go out and get
that Jack-in-the-box Condor

2132
01:58:17,633 --> 01:58:19,510
and take him down to the ramp.

2133
01:58:20,720 --> 01:58:22,055
Now.

2134
01:58:31,522 --> 01:58:33,816
Detail, prepare casket.

2135
01:58:34,025 --> 01:58:35,902
Raise.

2136
01:58:37,779 --> 01:58:39,906
Forward march.

2137
01:58:54,128 --> 01:58:56,506
Stand by for blastoff.

2138
01:58:56,714 --> 01:58:59,258
Ladies and gentlemen,
"Stand by for blastoff"

2139
01:58:59,467 --> 01:59:00,718
has just been called,

2140
01:59:00,927 --> 01:59:02,095
and in just a few seconds,

2141
01:59:02,303 --> 01:59:05,306
we'll have this
historic countdown.

2142
01:59:05,515 --> 01:59:07,767
Now let me present to you

2143
01:59:07,975 --> 01:59:09,811
the man of the hour,

2144
01:59:10,019 --> 01:59:12,980
without whom none of this
would have been possible,

2145
01:59:13,189 --> 01:59:16,776
the Blessed Reverend...
Dr. Wilbur Glenworthy.

2146
01:59:18,569 --> 01:59:20,905
"Too long in earthly bondage."

2147
01:59:21,114 --> 01:59:22,990
"So it is written"

2148
01:59:23,157 --> 01:59:25,785
"and so it is come to pass."

2149
01:59:25,993 --> 01:59:27,161
"Resurrection!"

2150
01:59:27,370 --> 01:59:30,414
24, 23, 22...

2151
01:59:30,623 --> 01:59:33,167
"To soar in celestial Serenity"

2152
01:59:33,376 --> 01:59:35,503
"throughout the farthest
reaches of the universe..."

2153
01:59:35,711 --> 01:59:37,338
<i>Trans-World Airlines... flight 760.</i>

2154
01:59:37,547 --> 01:59:39,423
"In an orbit of eternal grace"

2155
01:59:39,632 --> 01:59:40,632
"in large measure,"

2156
01:59:40,800 --> 01:59:42,426
"and, as always,"

2157
01:59:42,635 --> 01:59:44,262
"this nation is beholden"

2158
01:59:44,470 --> 01:59:46,973
"to the genius of its children"

2159
01:59:47,181 --> 01:59:48,975
"for this great moment."

2160
01:59:49,183 --> 01:59:51,602
"Yes, China may brainwash..."

2161
01:59:51,811 --> 01:59:53,646
10, 9...

2162
01:59:53,855 --> 01:59:55,314
"Russia may educate..."

2163
01:59:55,523 --> 01:59:57,316
6, 5...

2164
01:59:57,525 --> 02:00:00,611
"But America breeds its genius."

2165
02:00:00,820 --> 02:00:02,155
Blast off!

2166
02:00:07,118 --> 02:00:10,371
"Resurrection Now!"

2167
02:00:21,340 --> 02:00:22,633
All first-class passengers

2168
02:00:22,842 --> 02:00:24,343
to your left, sir.